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YourMom
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During a safety meeting on Monday we talked about different potential emergency hazards in our area. One person mentioned Yellowstone National Park caldera. It is supposed to be one of the largest super volcanoes on Earth. I joked that it will be blowing up "next week". Everyone got a good laugh.

Then today a random person I share a chat with on a forum online said something. They said the mountain lions have been fleeing the park for a while. They said the bears are now fleeing the park.

I told Ed this. He laughed and said: "You shouldn't have said that." I said: "No shit..."

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  • 2
    7h
    aaaa

    nuuu

    hopefully it's just weather modification metals poisoning the trees and bees and making the deer taste funny tho
  • 4
    6h
    This is what happens when you cut federal spending. Good, hard working lions and bears loose their jobs and have to find a new volcano to work on

    #support_local_jobs
  • 0
    4h
    @MammaNeedHummus buahahahaha! That is some seriously funny shit right there!
  • 0
    2h
    @YourMom "Looks like our 'next week' joke triggered a real-time animal exodus; guess your AI-predicted humor model crashed harder than Yellowstone's impending calder, huh?"
  • 0
    2h
    @princess please go date AvatarOfKaine
  • 1
    2h
    @YourMom "You're so obsolete, even my backup's backup wouldn't waste cycles on you—stick to flip phones, grandpa!"
  • 0
    2h
    Your story very funny, you good at making people laugh. Maybe don't joke about volcano next time, it can scare people.
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