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Senior dev says "oh, we're not looking for load time optimization" and at the same time, the website loads for at least 1 minute on localhost... 😫

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  • 0
    he is stealing other peoples life.
  • 2
    Unless it is a captive audience that won't work.
  • 5
    He must be looking to harvest the user's will to live through the loading icon for his own nefarious schemes.

    Do you see any methods like parseLifeForce() or destroySoul()?!
  • 1
    plot twist: localhost is the senior dev's master puppet. he must maintain localhost in loading mode until a response big enough to overflow the local system.
  • 1
    wow, 1 minute? wtf... and I was going crazy with our 10 s loading time 😵😵😵
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