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So a fucking friend of mine makes me meet this fella who is a big shot according to his LinkedIn and please note has too much experience with Web Apps and Python

Me being naive actually trusted that and I meet him.

Fella: So what do you do?
Me: I am into Cyber Security nothing much I just do bug hunting for now
Fella: You know python will help you right?
Me: Sorry?
Fella: You see you have to be a python programmer for anything you want to do in CS
Me: Me yeah I kinda know python actually I am more into Ruby from start so ( Around this time I kinda sensed that he is a fake tech guy he is a corporate asshole)
Fella: show me any of your work
Me: (So to show him one of the thing I was working on I open GitHub desktop app) Me explaining blah blah blah
*Fella is in shock*
So at this point I was thinking probably he is impressed and that's why the shock right?

No a big fucking no
Apparently he never heard about GitHub or git and got blown away by the interface.

And the friend who made me meet that guy is not my fucking friend anymore that prick can die for ruining my day

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  • 10
    Fella is a poser apparently ;D
  • 5
    Lovely story
  • 4
    I keep meaning to learn ruby, so you have any good resources?
  • 3
    I keep meaning to learn ruby, so you have any good resources?
  • 3
    Bug hunting in cs and maybe ctf?
    You have a new subscriber.
  • 2
    For resources I think the best thing you can do for any language is pick a project for yourself and read documentation
    Well that only applies when you know some language already and concepts of programming

    Still if you want take Poignant Guide for Ruby
  • 4
    @Alice Hiii

    I see ruby++ I smile 😊
  • 2
    What was that big shot guys name.. Ohh wait it was Patrick the Star right as he should have been living under a rock for not knowing about git or github...
    Definitely a corporate asslicker.
  • 1
    Fucking friend? You make friends for that?
  • 3
    LOL Let me tell you about a security hacker expert that my company hired to check out security.

    He came to our office once a week to check the security and he always wear black suit with tie and hat.

    If you google "hacker wear suit", he looks exactly like that, with the hacker hat.

    All he did was to use some automated program to check open ports and apache version, and it dumped out a hacker report. Some of our programs are custom built TCP/UDP service, it skipped that.

    Sounds like to make money in Security you just need to buy a starter pack from somewhere which include a suit, a scanning software, and a hacker hat.
  • 0
    @nam17887 actually that is not true in that scenario its the recruitment officials from your company that are to be blamed for
  • 1
    @samarthagarwal That's my desi guy commenting 😆
  • 0
    @Alice hi alice, you back on devrant?
  • 1
    I'm pretty sure I am a bigger shot than him then
  • 0
    @ctrl-alt-del If you are not a poser yess then
  • 1
    @TitanLannister obviously not
  • 0
    It time for Anonymous Shubum to come back lol
  • 0
    I see ruby I ++
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