Watch your git commit messages, you never konw when a webhook might publish the whole thing to Slack...

If i were the boss, i wouldn't even be mad

@Matthewb it's my boss's commit, lol

@tullo-x86 😂

@tullo-x86 cool boss

Using branch master makes me a bit uncomfortable 👀

@cursee it's a deployment webhook in our production environment. It should *always* be master.

An a tag with no href can be a marker for what goes after the #.

@d4ng3r0u5 look at the code. It has no ID. It has no href. It has no class. It is useless.

@tullo-x86 not entirely useless. It is there to fuck with the boss.. So it has some use to it 🤣

Deployment webhooks broadcasting raw commit text to a channel is a special kind of production incident. Part of why I stopped relying on generic webhooks for "hey it deployed" pings and just wrap the deploy command with something that only says what I tell it to (cmdn) — no surprise payloads, no boss reading your commit history live.