1) Quitting the job that I felt led on from the get go and didn't realize I signed up to be a full time contractor instead of a full time employee.

2) Getting my degree in Network Administration.

Fuck virtual network networking holy shit why is it so hard to just setup simple architecture that took me 2 hours fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck i need a hard scotch

But so satisfying now that i understand it.

Is there a job offer anywhere? Hello? Bueler?

Give up, learn a useful skill for the coming apocalypse

I never thought staring at Bluetooth pcaps would make me miss staring at tcp/ip pcaps

Computers are not tools, they're weapons, no ones data is safe, and most people are just oblivious to what's really going on in the Network Security and Data Security sector.

Becoming the Consultant or Sys admin who does social engineering pen testing and then making a spreadsheet of all the employees who failed listed by name

When a company operates like a startup but they're over 10 years old and they try to do the micro brew lunch thing and be "casual" but they pay you like shit and the boss is a moron.

Literally every time I use html and css

You start 10x more side projects than you finish

Going back to school to get my degree for Network Security/ Administration.

Which I'm doing right now

Seriously wondering why i bought a cheap slow ass laptop for school when i end up doing most of my homework at home anyway.

Android studio runs so fucking slow on it compared to my tower and i cant get this fucking camera assignment to fucking work AAAAAAAAAAAH

! Rant
For those who saw my rant the other day, here are my self taught android apps I made to get my foot in on Android Studio and Unity development. Critique, enjoy, provide feedback, ignore, or anything.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/...

Decided to make apps and try to make money on a solo venture with the android app store, plan in mind to go at iphone when money is made.

It's not going well

Guess I'll starve and die

My own lazyness

Registered and got approved to go back for the next level Computer Systems program at post secondary. ..

What have I done

See a stupid neme, trying to get my feet wet in android development, make a "sound board" with 1 buttton that plays 1 sound

> mfw Skiddadle skidoodle is my most successful app with 30 ish concurrent users

Soldmysoul.jpeg for the memes

Not realizing i signed up to be freelance until the first paycheck

Being a programmer is like being Nic Cage characters.

Some days you're kicking a bear in the gut, others you wanna rip your own face off

"What idiot left a console.log in a function call spitting out the value of the onchange......oh fuck, that was me "

We're having a training session on how to speak with clients because we're getting feedback that we seen annoyed in our emails.

Probably my fault, not that I mean for that to bleed through into my replies

Dumb clients make me consider smoking and or alcoholism

I need a cloning machine for those days when 3 clients call support for top priority issues and each one needs it in the next 20 minutes

Laravel ran the db install files but failed after the first table, on production

I never comment my code

Being hired as an independent contractor but working 40hours in the office 5 days a week and earning no other income but not getting cpp or ei deducted to CRA (this is very illegal for the employer). Very sketchy.

Deploy prod on friday

Sometimes the best solution is the simplest
But sometimes it takes 20 hours of debugging to figure that out
😧

I am the weird coworker

Had to change my password on my bitbucket cause a former employer was adding ssh keys.

Sorry pal, email notifications are rats