My girl friend broke up with me few days ago without any solid reason. Today i stopped her and ask her why she broke up with me and she started giving stupid reasons whereas she was the one who was actually guilty of those accusations.

I actually missed several team checkin just to be with her and also instead of implementing a feature requested by a client i was busy kissing the wrong girl

Dude, where is the story of code here?

I will put it now😂

I would've dumped her the moment I realized she always texts with CAPS LOCK ON. 😛

@svgPhoenix on God son.

That shit is annoying as fuck. It's one thing to emphasize a story occasionally... All the time? Hell naw.

Key characteristic of a psychopath 😂😂

@svgPhoenix also, that "dialect" 😐

@svgPhoenix meehn....😀😃

@Stuxnet my uncle does that to make the keyboard easier to read, but I doubt @zombieleet is dating a 70-yr-old

@blem14 that is fairly common where @zombieleet lives

@blem14 that is how we speak in my country frequently but not in a formal gathering. It is like a low level form of english

a simple "At last!" reply would have been more than enough :)

@M1sf3t Idk man I might not be deep enough or something, but I've never seen anyone type like that, but it's definitely spoken like that

@M1sf3t tbh man I fucking love our dialect.

Shit like "innit" isn't of "isn't it" makes it fun. The accent is a bit of a bitch to deal with, but mine isn't that thick so it's alright.

@M1sf3t using such phone is only reasonable explaination of typing like this... I never got it why, in era of internet texting and cheap SMS, people have to type every word as short as possible... That always made me think of a writer as a lazy, less eloquent person 😐

@M1sf3t I don't even have to go too far.

I was at Myrtle Beach one time and when I was checking out at a store the dude was like "fuck man where are you from?" 😂😂

*1 month into relationship

"I knew you never loved me".

Jesus man. You don't need sex. You need someone to cuddle with.

Pun intended.

From her messages she is clearly an idiot. However writing long-ass messages feeling like you are smart and self-reflecting is no good either.

I used to do that when I was 16 or so, read these messages of yours again ten years from now and beware of the cringe.

Bottom line, when someone's not worth the time and effort - don't spend it.

Also, how the eff does any of this belong here? If you wanted to be the bigger man - well, trying to show up that clearly dumb girl with article-long messages that are not as smart as you think, which you then put on here, did not work out in that respect.

It's not her fault... You delayed in running this method: var_dump()

Still waiting for the code.

Also, shouldn't that be a private matter, which will !age well in 10 years like someone said above ? This makes you both look like kids, and you look like an attention hungry one...

@M1sf3t Ya know what I think I've heard the part about Jackson that from you or someone else on here before.

But my accent really isn't thaaat thick, it's just when I said a specific word that we don't really enunciate in my hometown, it threw him off. Had to break it down into 4 syllables lmao.

I do my best to use proper English, but it's too late to remove "ain't" and "y'all" from my vocabulary. I'll say them without even realizing it at this point.

If a bitch type like dat imma scoot too ctfu