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you call your self master of CSS and the only thing you are good at is using frameworks always for animation and every little task. you can't even do simple animation with css. FUCKING BASTARD2
Technology Acceptance Model "has diverted researchers" attention away from other important research issues and has created an illusion of progress in knowledge accumulation
"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do."
- Ted Nelson3
If any lecturer in my department discovers you are very fast in typing, the lecturer will turn you to a typing slave.
Lecturer: Just type, I will give you something
( 2 weeks later nothing )
Lecturer sees you in class, he ignores you.
Lecturer sees you
Lecturer: Congratulations Mr. ***. The department is going to miss your fast typing, but i might call you on occasions to type for me. Will you come
Me: Sure Sir
MY MIND: STUPID FUCKING OLD FAG ASSHOLE, I HOPE YOU DIE A SORROWFUL DEATH, GREEDY FUCKING BASTARDS, AM NOT YOUR SLAVE, I WILL BLACKLIST YOUR NUMBER. BASTARD4
Technology is like fashion. Disentangle ?
The kind of question computer lecturers in Nigeria set in exam1
In our churches
we speak in tongue
we pray ceaselessly
we cast out and command forces
our knees crack and cringe
At worship when we visit Jerusalem,
yet, in the midst of many matters
we lose our manner for manna
we bathe our sanctuary
with washing of ablution
to chant our prayers in sanctimony
morning, noon, evening with adoration
of solemn supplications
yet, we lose our manner for manna
Many prayers offered
yet, many problem unsolved
who is our God and where is He?
Does He not answer prayer still?
our dealers run after the
world, all in pandemonium and woe
it could be that God has turned
away from us for our love
for fat filth's
And this God may not hear us
where the rich milk the breast of the poor
dry and dehydrate
for milk unreplaced
The mentors MEAN nonsense
So the disciples have no case
Do we have to reconsider.
The dense mess
and abrogates of bloody advocates?
Then hurrah to leukemia
will you just fucking upgrade to a version that supports wiredtiger or just FUCKING STOP OPERATION, STUPID FUCKTARDS. FUCK MLAB1
worst: choosing to be a business student instead of studying computer science
best: finally graduating from business school, and now i have time to concentrate on coding fully
please , the guys responsible for developing devrant should implement Ctrl + Enter to post a rant. I am so lazy using my mouse at times.4
I just wrote my final and last exam. First graduate in my family. No more semester. Am so excited. At least I can concentrate on coding now full time time2
C is a cool programming language where if you want to return a string from a function you have to set up an entire physical-universe human social system for adjudicating who is responsible for freeing it "In order to create a C string, you must first create civilization"
"In order to create a C string, you must first create civilization"9
Linus won't call out dipshitprogrammers? That's not good. There are a lot of dipsshit programmers out there. :/
guess what ? I'am a hardcore accounting student writing programs for computer science students as their final year project :). this dudes can't even write a single line of code8
i can't wait to finish my final exams on the second of october so i can finally give a big middle finger to Accounting
few months back i asked a very beautiful girl out and she said yes to me ( with the help of my playboy cousin ). So, the day she said yes to me, i was actually scared that i am going to forget all what i know about coding, i ran home , opened my text editor, the first thing i tried was if i can still remember how to declare a variable, what are the difference between logical and bitwise operators, what is 8 bits, dereferencing a pointer and other stuffs, i even tried out loops. Along the line i discovered she was already in a relationship, so i broke up with her, for like 2 weeks, we haven't seen each other, until today, i went to her place, we had dinner, and things got nasty and 22 years virgin mood got deactivated. I feel like an idiot now, because i did nasty things with someones girl, but i made her understand that this shit will never happen again. She is crazily in love with me though