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Who invented the open space office layout? If you're as unlucky as me, you end up sitting next to the protein junkie who pops open a tin of tuna mixed with some other shit that's there just because it smells horrible almost hourly, or you end up next to the PM whose desk is gossip central and by the end of the day you know "Sheila" is sleeping with her brother in law, and "Steve" has a tiny weiner.

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  • 4
    Well that clears out Sheila's story.
  • 2
    And the managers who sit in meetings all day, have these huge dust collectors of rooms they never use and would be a perfect team room. It's !right
  • 2
    Once a week, there is always this breeze of unknown origins...a smell of cinnamon buns and molten pizza that travels through the landscape at a slow pace...weird shit happens in open space offices.
  • 1
    God bless headphones
  • 2
    If you're really unlucky you sit next to the snarky, autistic cunt who changed your desktop background to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic if you leave your workstation unlocked.
  • 2
    The size of my gentleman's sausage is between me and my underwear!!!!

    Steve
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