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molynerd
8y

Writing some code on a flight

"ARE YOU HACKING?!?!"
"Ugh... Well yeah but not in the way you're thinking"
"Omg I'm getting a flight attendant"

Needless to say I'm still en route because the flight attendant realized that I'm not Mr Robot, nor do I have ZeroCool scribbled on my laptop anywhere.

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  • 22
    8y
    Bravo and ++ for the ZeroCool reference
  • 4
    8y
    Row row row your boat! 🎵🎶
  • 7
    8y
    Good thing Mr. The Plague wasn't the one who caught you.
  • 14
    8y
    I hate it that people have wrong concepts about the term hacker.
    Great story though, made me laugh!
  • 1
    8y
    Go to Cafe Press and get yourself a ZeroCool hoodie. Speaking of which, @dfox, have you thought about using Cafe Press for DevRant gear?
  • 6
    8y
    Hack the Planet!
  • 6
    8y
    To be honest, I'd have probably just said 'no'.
  • 2
    8y
    No, I'm just writing a very odd story. @drRoss
  • 4
    8y
    Bet you have an AcidBurns desktop background though. ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)
  • 21
    8y
    Then mumble some foreign languages as you code ... bonus points if you have a crazy beard.
  • 4
    8y
    @FuzzDistor some code for a swift library. Admittedly, I use the midnight color scheme for Xcode so it does look... ominous I guess.
  • 0
    112d
    Attacking your partner is not the best way to know if they are cheating or not cause it might lead to violence…do you know you can access their phone without even touching it? Contact Henryclarkethicalhacker AT gmail com. hire them, work with them and the fact will be revealed to you....
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