How the fuck are you supposed to read the Nobody: shit? What does it mean? It doesn't make any fucking sense.

Nobody:
@Froot: gone insane with out knowing why!

@C0D4 Dafuq?

@Froot 😂

Ok I'll try to make this more obvious!

Nobody: "there's nothing here - literally.. tumble weed moment"

Somebody: "usually having an issue with something for no apparent reason"

@C0D4 Well yea but why dafuq is that nobody thing even needed?
It's especially retarded when the "somebody" part is referencing a group of people, like:

Nobody:
New Yorkers: bla bla bla

Well your nobody is obviously wrong you fuckhead because that reference section contains 8 million people. 8 million ain't nobody, it's 5 times the population of my country.

I might just be too old for the internet 😀

@Froot true, it took me a while to understand that one,

I'm starting to show my age and gray hairs again.

@irene 🤔just how old do you think I am?

The nobody doesn't refer to the next line, it refers to the empty space :D
Read:
nobody asked for nothing,
Chef Ramsay: let's put salt

It's for making a sarcastic comment about something you deem to be unnecessary

Is the nobody line always empty, though? Can't you use the template like this?

Nobody: We need more forced updates that break our sound card drivers.
Microsoft:

@irene 😅maybe, maybe not.
I haven't decided yet

@faibk well yea but then if the next line references a group it doesn't work at all.

Nobody asked for salt
New Yorkers wanted to add more salt.

Well obviously 8 million people asked for salt then and the first like is wrong 😀

@electrineer I guess if you want to make it more clear. I've seen this flavor on YouTube as well. I mean a meme develops over time, that's part of their weirdness

@Froot there are good and bad uses... But you also can't rate a meme on its appropriateness or correctness. Humour is also connected to surprise and misfit

@Jilano ye I guess. It's still a retarded system tho 😀

Lol how hard is it to grasp this? Some of them are funny. And don’t stress about the “nobody”. It’s not a “null” reference in programming. Put programming aside for a bit. 😁😁😆

Like nobody is doing what next sentence is saying...maybe

it's quite similar to the hold my beer one

users: we need a reliable OS that doesn't crash on updates
microsoft: hold my beer

just a different perspective with a different joke point

usually here it's used for sth incomprehensible or rediculous happening for no reason and with Noone asking for it

nobody:
apple: let's remove the headphone jack

@kleopi aaaah I think I get it now.
It's like a response to a question noone asked.

@Froot essentially yes