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Froot
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How the fuck are you supposed to read the Nobody: shit? What does it mean? It doesn't make any fucking sense.

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  • 11
    Nobody:
    @Froot: gone insane with out knowing why!
  • 3
    @C0D4 Dafuq?
  • 5
    @Froot πŸ˜‚

    Ok I'll try to make this more obvious!

    Nobody: "there's nothing here - literally.. tumble weed moment"

    Somebody: "usually having an issue with something for no apparent reason"
  • 4
    @C0D4 Well yea but why dafuq is that nobody thing even needed?
    It's especially retarded when the "somebody" part is referencing a group of people, like:

    Nobody:
    New Yorkers: bla bla bla

    Well your nobody is obviously wrong you fuckhead because that reference section contains 8 million people. 8 million ain't nobody, it's 5 times the population of my country.

    I might just be too old for the internet πŸ˜€
  • 5
    @Froot true, it took me a while to understand that one,

    I'm starting to show my age and gray hairs again.
  • 2
    Same. that pattern is shit.
  • 6
    @C0D4 youre not old. Just youngsters are fucking stupid πŸ˜’
  • 3
    @irene πŸ€”just how old do you think I am?
  • 1
    @C0D4 maybe a bit older than me. Or not 🀷
  • 4
    The nobody doesn't refer to the next line, it refers to the empty space :D
    Read:
    nobody asked for nothing,
    Chef Ramsay: let's put salt

    It's for making a sarcastic comment about something you deem to be unnecessary
  • 1
    Is the nobody line always empty, though? Can't you use the template like this?

    Nobody: We need more forced updates that break our sound card drivers.
    Microsoft:
  • 3
    @irene πŸ˜…maybe, maybe not.
    I haven't decided yet
  • 0
    @faibk well yea but then if the next line references a group it doesn't work at all.

    Nobody asked for salt
    New Yorkers wanted to add more salt.

    Well obviously 8 million people asked for salt then and the first like is wrong πŸ˜€
  • 2
    @electrineer I guess if you want to make it more clear. I've seen this flavor on YouTube as well. I mean a meme develops over time, that's part of their weirdness
  • 1
    @Froot there are good and bad uses... But you also can't rate a meme on its appropriateness or correctness. Humour is also connected to surprise and misfit
  • 1
    @faibk i disagree. Nobody template is shit.
  • 3
    @Froot You probably got it by now, but one of the easiest example is the following:

    Nobody:
    Cunt: I'm vegan.
  • 2
    @Jilano ye I guess. It's still a retarded system tho πŸ˜€
  • 1
    Lol how hard is it to grasp this? Some of them are funny. And don’t stress about the “nobody”. It’s not a “null” reference in programming. Put programming aside for a bit. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜†
  • 0
    Like nobody is doing what next sentence is saying...maybe
  • 1
    it's quite similar to the hold my beer one

    users: we need a reliable OS that doesn't crash on updates
    microsoft: hold my beer

    just a different perspective with a different joke point
  • 1
    usually here it's used for sth incomprehensible or rediculous happening for no reason and with Noone asking for it

    nobody:
    apple: let's remove the headphone jack
  • 0
    @kleopi aaaah I think I get it now.
    It's like a response to a question noone asked.
  • 1
    @Froot essentially yes
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