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1

larsouille

271

8y

Fuck! you damn right!!
9

d4ng3r0u5

4663

8y

I so need to get

<?php or die();

on a t-shirt.
2

vortex

4808

8y

@d4ng3r0u5 I'd +=10 if I could

Shut up and take my money!!
13

ElectricCoffee

3389

8y

Php is generally a violent language.
In php you don't split a string, you explode it.
2

vortex

4808

8y

Switching 'echo' with 'yell'
2

Darkmantle

60

8y

Perfect for debugging when youre already pissed at the code. Murder the useless crap!
3

crystalclear

2131

8y

@ElectricCoffee
And implode an array instead of joining
4

ElectricCoffee

3389

8y

@crystalclear indeed. The guy who invented it was either drunk or pissed at the language he wanted it to replace... Or both!
1

xorith

2752

8y

Whoa! 102 increments! You guys rock!

And yeah, PHP is not only made from violence, but it often inspires violence.
1

xorith

2752

8y

I thought PHP might've taken me to a stress ball finally. It would be fitting at least. :P

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