There should be Shazam for perfumes

Working in a city that is slightly hard to reach if you don't live near by....
All the people who come to interviews are fucking weiedos that don't even know basic stuff..

I'll just write everything myself i guess 😡

How did we get to the place where mobile devs who basically do 20% (the rest usually done by backend devs) earn 3 times more than the backend devs?

Makes me wanna flip out

Stumbling across potentially interesting content.. oh shits, i have to register? lets see..
Full name: dhekbdj dhdj
Email: skkgduekdbd@jdrnksdjgzgfn.com

*Click*

- Welcome dhekbdj dhdj!

Awww yeah! 😎

I hate it when people from other "cool" departments come in to our office and call us "too quiet", "unsociable" ,"not fun"..

They need to stop for a second and realize how we got to being programmers...

Personally, I went through all the possible professions and asked myself.." which job requires the least amount of human interaction?"

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR HIPSTER FACE THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Thank God for npm install.. i can catch up on my sleep

An ad of items on sale in a store:

Bath toys for babies, buy 1, get a second one for 1 $...

One of the toys is a rubber duck..
I don't have a baby...still considering 😂

I need dev rant for managers 😖 managers have bad days too

Why do 99% of presenters in conferences have a mac laptop?

Just heard someone saying it's bad security practise to have composer and git on production server for deployments.... did I miss the memo?

Oh this looks like an interesting 10 min Nodejs tutorial on utube!

*30 minutes of fighting modules installation*

How to stay 1 step ahead instead of always try (and fail) to just catch up?

I feel like the amount of tools/FWs/languages/DBs that a web dev is expected to know now adays is not realistic, and overwhelming. not only you need to constantly learn about new things that are currently the *hottest hype word*, you also need to keep track of updates to the tools you already "know", so the more you try to know the more there is to keep track of, and also how can you remember everything you learned if in a typical workplace you usually use the same 1/2 languages?

Never have i ever felt like i know enough to be confident in my abilities when around other programmers

Maybe he should have called the app "find a girlfriend" 😁😬😕😢

My debug buddies today 😍

Git blame strikes again

That moment of joy when u see an exception error on the screen instead of a white page

Getting there😂

Just wondering how many hours a week do most programmers work in your country? How many days a week, and is overtime usually expected from you?

So I'm doing my thing... Suddenly all open windows start closing one by one and computer starts a shut down.. and i realize the windows update is coming..

But like.. can you at least give me a 2 minutes heads up? How the fuck such a process gets approved in microsoft?

"Yeah just close everything and force restart.. it's fine"

I need bikeRant, so i can rant about bike lanes consisting of dog poop, broken glass and old grandma's

Hr Interviewer: So I see you have worked for over 6 years, mostly with Php.. which one do you know? 5.4 or 7?

Me:
*facepalm*
"both"
*that should impress her*

Those are the people who suppose to find me a job? 😓 I'm screwed

Interviewer: So you worked with mysql?

Me: yes, for over 6 years

Interviewer: so, you know how to write queries?

I just tried to "git commint"
And then "gut push"

It's like i have auto correct on my fingers 🙌

I just made my first pull request to an open source repo on github 😊

Just some tiny improvement but still I'm geeking out right now🤓

Debugging code on the production server with nano #iTooLoveToLiveDangerously

@dfox so is devrant turned out to be what you thought/hoped it'd be when you first started it, or is it different than the initial idea?

So.. There are about 4 jobs in my country that even mention golang, and only as an "advantage"

😟 Wow.. learning Go really isn't helping..

Why isn't it used widely as the main language of a dev team?? Too young? Or are there serious issues, that most companies prefer using c#/ruby/python for web dev backend?

Thank god for the positive ranters.. hating rants in a row would make this place depressing

So...I just learned about concurrency in Go, and gave it a try..

Learning Go..

It's such a love/hate relationship!

😤😤😍😣🤓😣😣😎😰😌

Rectangle all the things!!

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clip-path: polygon(50% 0, 0 100%, 100% 100%);
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