Horror movie:
A vegan gay Arch user.

He will NEVER stop chasing you to tell you who is he.

Gay is already out because gay men have one basic flaw that the group identity folks will always hate them for: they're men. Gay men cannot compete even for the bronze medal in the victim olympics.

Which is why you don't actually hear much from them lately.

Fuck identity politics

Vegan Gay Arch User: "I'm a vegan gay arch user! Hahaa!"

Person who is either that or not that: "Okay"

Well it has the potential to be shorter than "knock" but really it's anti climactic

Also they do crossfit and powerlift.

And they play League.

Then comes the transvegan astrosexual 4-dimensional polygon and starts shitting fidget spinners and the thing gets a whole different spin.

The attention whorror movie? 🤔

The Cable Guy - Jim Carrey

Duplicate, closing thread.

*also adds iphone user to the mix*

*adds conspiracy theorist to the mix*

Arch is the best distro, wake up sheeple! BTW I use Arch

@unsignedint Yeah make him Reptilian humanoid and hire David Icke as a screenwriter

Shut up your vegan gay arch using mouth!

Add in some kernel panic jumpscares and get some investors together, this sounds like a great idea!

I'm gay btw

I imagine him like the spoon killer 😂

Well i mean... i'm gay and i use arch, sooooo ^^;

@GodlikeBlock Now just become vegan and you've achieved maximum accuracy. lol

@GodlikeBlock I Bi and I run Kali.

But I know a legit radical cultist vegan. It's a real pain going out to eat with her because she can remember 20 questions about what's in the food but for some reason she can't remember who you leave in the past.

I legit cut her off every time to explain to the waiter "She is a radical cultist vegan... So bear with."

Add dooms day prepper to the horror movie list.

@irene Harrison Ford had it right in his first speaking role in American Graffiti. "Hey you know a guy around here with a Piss Yella Puke green Deuce Coup?" That is kinda how I imagine "Vegan-Gay" the color (now the musical)

Or... Green Plaid... Just saying.

Guys I'm forking ubuntu and calling it GayLinux, it's a distro that has a rainbow background and forces every character to be pink and fabulous

@irene yes but we all know it's in humor. The waiter on the other hand does not. :P

Man your post scared me.

Seriously man, you definitely need to add "law student" to the mix

@irene I can be mega cynical and sarcastic. Trust me. There is a reason the full thing is Radical Cultist Vegan. And just vegan. Lol

Still missed the environmentalist

Is he also a hipster?

– I actually use vim
– Sir, I *just* need your name for your coffee cup