Do your better halves know you're doing php? I know I would be too ashamed to tell mine if I did...

She does know, and to be honest she is proud of what I do.

@Hel8y This sounds like an open source relationship.

I was told that if I used PHP, then my imaginary girlfriend would leave me, so I've always had to do it at night when she's asleep

She knows. But I already rant about PHP too much Infront of her so she always asks me "Why you're still doing it? You don't like it right? When the hell you're going to switch from current company?"

I personally don't hold grudge against PHP but it's just I don't like few things like WordPress or Magento 1(in architectural way), SugarCRM before v8( maybe I don't like it much still).

@irene you have to consider the rant was written by a guy ;) we already accepted that our girlfriends are the better halves. This doesn't really apply to you if you're a woman, you can just skip it and no one would think you're the worse half, don't worry

@irene sex matters everywhere, always, no exceptions, even when we all pretend it doesn't

@Hazarth still not sure if @irene is actually a girl.

For the last 8 months or so I’m trying to find evidence in her / his comments and rants..

@irene In case you're actually curious :)

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"sex does not really matter here" sums up the last few years of marriage nicely

PHP pays the bills.
What's not to like about that?

@irene the link was not for a meaning. It was meant for origins of the phrase, explaining why it's a _better_ half :)

@irene meeh.. Wtv :)
you'll get it when you'll fall in love for good :)

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@-red that's so wrong it hurts.