When I was very young, I remember I couldn't remember anyone's name.

I just yelled "HEY!" until the right guy noticed me.

(that was when I was about 5 years old.)

I can't remember names even now, but instead of using hey, I wait until somebody else uses there name. If there is nobody else around, default: print("Hey");

@p100sch YES
HOW DIDNT I KNOW THIS WHEN I WAS 5

@p100sch That's also my go to
Can't be arsed to remember that many names for people I'll just pass by in a corridor.

I always tell people in advance I can't remember names. Today I kept calling the colleague behind me a totally different name even though we talk to each other all day. Oops.

You prefered fanout exchanges over direct exchanges, nothing wrong with that :)

@R2-D2 I would have to do this multiple times a day. So eighter they think I'm an idiot for that can't remember theire name or they think the same for not remembering theire surname. Sad, I know.

@R2-D2 that is so evil-genius. I love the idea. you made me smile for a solid 20 seconds there

@Ubbe I love FORTRAN II

@slashasdf you don't: it's not designed for sharing code. Sometimes you send a screenshot but the compression algorithm destroys text. So it's better to give a link if you really want to share some code.

Made me think of when I was as a child in a blind person simulator where we had to walk in total darkness with other people. I lost contact to my dad and after a while asked where he was. Of course some other dad asked which particular dad I meant.

@slashasdf There's this bot, though.

@highlight
for(int a = 5;;) {
continue;
}

I don't remember people's name except if we've met like every day.