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@electrineer There's a space :p Nice try
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@ReverendLovejoy dark magic mostly...
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@netikras Nice!
now - make sure you keep below 100! -
@netikras could you point me to the right version of the book of the damned? I keep getting the one that wants me to kill all of humanity.
Asking for a friend, obviously -
@Tamrael You can just skip that step if you don't mind seeing demons in the corner of your eyes and hearing them whisper at night, or replace humanity in the instructions with a thousand goats and two belgian cyclists.
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@Lor-inc good advice. I kind of like the demons anyway. That one guy with the pitchfork is pretty cool about a lot of things. Problem is, on some days I'm almost inclined to just give in a little. You know not the whole bunch but a few here and there won't be misst, right?
*Disclaimer* to anyone not getting it, this is obviously a joke. -
@Wisecrack They must be Belgian, but the vehicle isn't important. You can even sacrifice tandem bikers, which might be easier since they usually come in pairs.
Today is a great day for me! Today I've reached my weight goal - 99.9 . That's right guys - this nerd can proudly say that he's lost 20kg since last Nov!
Boi does that feel amazing.
So yeah guys, listen up. If your weight is <100 - appreciate that! Your hearts aren't in trouble, you can bend easily to put your socks on, you can sit with your legs crossed, you can do sooo many things! Enjoy it. And don't let it go easily. Don't think like I did: "meeh, it's just one more kilo -- I'll tackle it down later". It's a // TODO. It'll never happen!
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