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bahua
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Ugh. My team is going to do a team-building happy hour over zoom next week.

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  • 9
    "I'll take things I'd rather drag my balls over a cheese grater than do for $500 please Alex"
  • 2
    Dress up as Prison Mike and start screaming "Don't drop the soap!"
  • 5
    Team building events certainly are the number one tool to improve the happyness of people who have chosen one of the jobs having the least human interaction possible.
  • 1
    We do this every week and I actually really enjoy it.
  • 1
    Rather than expend my daily beer on virtually interacting with my coworkers, I will be taking my kids to happy hour.
  • 3
    take an empty desinfectant or bleach bottle clean it, cut the bottom open and stuff in a beer can into. Tape the botom and put in a straw into the top opening and drink your delicious „corona bleach coctail“ while on call.
  • 5
    @heyheni bonus points if you do a Windex bottle, light blue Gatorade and vodka.
  • 1
  • 1
    "Happy Hour" you say?
    CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
  • 3
    Ah yes, zoom.
    Yea fuck that.
  • 1
    Won't it take you the whole hour just to get everyone's video feed working..
  • 2
    Where the heck did zoom even come from? Suddenly it's everywhere.
  • 0
    Hahahahaha.
  • 2
    The company i work for banned zoom due to all their security fuckups.
  • 1
    "oh no my internet connection has issues can't participate sorry"
  • 1
    @kescherRant

    A tough sell when we're supposed to be working from home.
  • 1
    @bahua "I'll just go and work on <some ticket> my internet is enough for email and webpages"
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