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if you had to die other than old age how would you want to go

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  • 8
    Smothered to death in between honkers
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    Ascension to Godhood 😊

    Lightning strike

    Deleted / removed from the simulation for finding and using exploits

    Killed in retribution for my children taking over the world

    Discovering how to end the universe and doing it just to see what would happen

    Traveling to an alternate universe and dying because the laws of physics differ

    Get stepped in by a four-dimensional creature

    Give birth (metaphorically obv) to an ASI that goes on to inhabit and control the galaxy
  • 0
    Chron Crusade's end.

    Where Cron and Rosette were sitting on the bench....

    It was just peaceful.
  • 3
    @Ranchu or between a set of nice thighs as socially distant second option lol
  • 2
    @Ranchu @Ranchu *hookers? 👀
  • 3
    Getting raped and stabbed by 8 nice-looking blonde women. While they fucking insert a metal rod into the pee hole. OOF
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    Coronavirus
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    @akshar no no no, honkers, boobs.
  • 4
    Die in a deep undisturbed sleep
  • 1
    Vaporization via kinetic energy. Still spreadable afterwards, just without the cost of cremation.
  • 2
    @Parzi cremation is already pretty cheap tho 😐

    Sike I'm tripping apparently lol
  • 1
    habd to hand combat.
  • 2
    @Wisecrack UFC got their fight island almost ready to go. So head on over. I'll be keeping my eyes open for ya
  • 2
    @Stuxnet that sounds AMAZING.
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    @Wisecrack a few kicks from Jon Jones to your temple would do a lotta damage lol
  • 4
    @Root how to end the universe:

    Create a simulation of the universe
    Fast forward simulation to present
    Now the simulation is simulating you simulating a universe.
    Therefore infinite simulations below us, anything we do happens in all of them
    1 in infinite chance we are at the top of this chain of simulations
    Anything you do happens in the universe above (well, anything in the universe above happens here) as long as we are not at the top

    Now unplug the simulation
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    I appreciate everyone's participation. I will now make these come true.
  • 2
    A glitch in the matrix.
  • 3
    I'd upload my conciousness into an android, equip it with a double barrel rocket launcher and would then shoot my wordly body. Yiiihaaa motherfucker
  • 2
    @PonySlaystation so you will kill your self without killing yourself by yourself? Nice.
  • 1
    looking at nuclear explosion as it's reaching me, as the ww3 starts (and ends at the same time)
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    @LavaTheif That's precisely why it's theoretically impossible to fast-forward a simulation of any ruleset, executed on a machine within the same ruleset.
    No matter what you do, your perfect simulation of the world will run at most as fast as the enclosing world.
  • 1
    Either painlessly or in an epic way. Riding a nuclear bomb sounds fun.
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