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tahnik
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How to become a developer in 2016:

Step 1: Install Linux
Step 2: Brag everywhere that you've installed Linux and removed Windows
Step 3: ?????

You are now a developer

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  • 11
    And for a trial version: http://hackertyper.com/
  • 5
    also buy mac makes you a better developer than Windows ... of course not as good as linux ;)
  • 6
    Dumped windows in... Uhm...

    2003? I think...

    Never looked back, course, that was back in the fedora core 1 days. Were it not for Linux and python I'd never have become a programmer!
  • 2
    I can say if it wasn't for Windows I wouldn't have become a developer, mostly cause I used a program and said I can make something better than that
  • 2
    Best rant of the day.
  • 30
    HowTo become an Android developer:

    Step 1: Tap Build Number frantically in About phone settings
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: You are now a developer
  • 1
    That's what I did.
  • 7
    Install kali linux and tell em you're a h4x0r
  • 2
    ROTL guys this is not a race who dumped windows first
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  • 3
    @corscheid whoops, I posted a rant about this and have now come across this post 😄
  • 1
    I dumped Windows so hard that I removed them from my home. I yell at anyone else who has windows and tell them that there Windows will crash and they should not have any.
  • 1
    @drumfreek31 yeah just say bullshit around, good job... I don't see a single crash since windows 7 (included)
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    Step 3: Use vim
  • 4
    Step 3: Continue to brag about your use of Linux and on any thread that suggests that someone's Windows installation is having issues, recommend that they install Linux as soon as possible because Microsoft is evil with their updates that provide important patches to keep you safe while using your computer.
  • 1
    You forgott to tab your build number 7 times
  • 2
    With the use of Linux comes many challenges and struggles that mold you into a developer
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