My favorite phrase as developer: I TOLD YOU.

What's yours?

YOU SHOULD SEE WHY THIS DIDNT WORK!

I feel like the 'I TOLD YOU' phrase is ruining my life due to excessive use... xD

true story.

"can I say I told you so?"

Not very different, but I overuse it so much

@retrocraft @existas Even though it often means I need to fix something that I shouldn't if people have listened to me, it is still so pleasant to say. In other hand, it looks like for me that project managers are the ones that likes the most to hear it... #fml

"Stackoverflow to the rescue" :P

Google it!

"No"

"Not my code, not my fault"

But I still usually end up fixing it.

"This is something I explicitly asked you not to do", "this will not work as you expect" and the ever lasting "do you understand the requirements?". Oh the perks of lead

It Works ;-:)

"Read the f***ing manual"

Its your mess now.