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There was once this lazy dev who automated everything at his workplace, so he hacked the coffe machine. Here are his scripts, good luck ;D
https://github.com/NARKOZ/... -
nmunro31908yWhen there's no coffee from an Indonesian island in the machine, does it display a Java null pointer exception?
Yup, I spent energy thinking up that one. -
moort43408yThen hook it to the network abd write a program that automatically poor a cup for you if you press ctrl + alt + c
There's a fancy new coffee machine in the office. When it breaks, it displays java exceptions on the screen. 😂
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