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I wish we had testers who found these weird ass bugs so end users wouldn't need to... at least the testers would more or less be able to tell us devs how to replicate the bugs so we'd have even a remote chance at being able to fix them
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@F1973 dabbing is banned, I am sorry.
You have been exiled for:
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Ask for a demo. If they had to sacrifice their first-born they won't be able to reproduce the bug.
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Also malicious parties. What if putting in more than 1000 characters would cause a race condition or a buffer overflow resulting in positive RCE (Remote Code Execution) conditions?
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you could always write scripts to generate tests that are random walks of simulated user interaction.
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How the fuck does these testers find these bugs
there are like
- go to this
- click on this
- type the first 57 digits of pi
- sacrifice your first born to the devil
-> there the table is misaligned by 13 pixels, fix that
rant
testers annoy me
fml