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You made my day, man! :D
Snap back with profanity
Oop there goes sanity
Oop there's goes the PM
He's so mad but he won't give up that easy
He won't won't have it, he's got the root pass
But that don't matter contracts over and he's broke
He's whole stack disappears, the PM cheers
Some one please keep this going 😂😂😂
😂 this is epic.
Wow this is great!
you guys deserve more ++'s :D
Guess the song
Gia8510104ySweet! Keep more coming please.
MunzMan3104ycode smell and full of bugs
his repo is mess
the app wont work it's nodejs
time ticks and its too late to fix
he needs a devRant ball stress
client call and pm shows up
he knows he's f@$# up
pushed without pull
he regret already
what he wrote down
brings the whole server down
get back to reality
oop he lose sanity
oop his job in jeopardy
Batdroid2014yI think we should make more of these.
For that sir I will give you one nacho ++
bb6xt3424yGit stash the shitty code
Branch off the main repo
Code spilling cos you've only got one shot
To rid yourself of the bugs
Cos outta job the world is so cold
With Hailey and Leinny home cold with no paper
Gotta make that paper or it's home to you mobile home
With no smiling.
zyska484yThis is the kind of post devrant vets will reminisce bout in the future.
perplexkid5Junior Dev does npm install, Opens LinkedIn profile and adds Node.js in skills.
ishankbahl16I will be getting nightmares about this now. The guy fucked up real bad.