Why the f*ck does Dashlane leak 2.5gb of ram when it’s not being used.

The fuck!.

When you show fellow devs, Dev rant!.

The feeling is so good 😇.

Got that devRant Swag..!

Soooo.... this shows now when I open Chrome, best joke I've seen all year.

RANT!

I need to stop Procrastinating FFS.

I have a todo list bigger than my arm and just can't seem to get anything done.

Any tips to beat Procrastination?.

And just don't procrastinate doesn't work 😂.

I would like to ask for some advice, thanks for your time in advance.

I've made a few applications over the last few years that were at first side projects. Right now they are doing quite well but could do way better if I put all my time into them (currently working in a agency)

My parents are still in the 90s when it comes to the internet so they never get behind any of my projects or they just pass it off as fluff.

I've showed my Dad my Analytics and what not and because it's not money it's nothing to him.

Any advice on how I deal with parents still living in times before the modern internet & make them see my stuff for what it is?.

Thanks

Anyone else run off tea & coffee ? 😜😝

This guy a legend 😂.

When you edit in the browser and press refresh by mistake 😡😡😡😡

So I'm at this disco thing for family and all I can think about is being in my den coding away. Anyone else have this issue ? :D.

https://petition.parliament.uk/peti... everyone should sign this if you don't want the uk government spying on you without permission.

Time for a rant!.

Got a client I've just built a website for and they went live 2 weeks ago.

This morning he sends me an email saying that the website is not good enough because it's not making any sales or getting any traffic.

I send an email back asking if he has a marketing / SEO company... The response was I thought you do that as you said the site would be SEO friendly!!!.

I'm a developer! Not a marketer, fuck off.

I have an issue that I just can't shake and wondered if anyone had any insight.

I'm currently working for a company that is going through a ruff patch when it comes to google rankings dropping off.

I'm the developer who is rebuilding his sites, I've told him that his site is very flat as in no content and he need to start writing articles within his industry.

No buying strength at all just a catalogue of products categorised.

But the guy doesn't get it and insists in spending money on PPC Google shopping which gets him a 83% bounce rate.

I keep going on and on at him how he is doing to much advertising and not enough content marketing but he just doesn't get it.

What would you do ?.

How did you learn to program ?.

I read E-books to get the basic knowledge and then I would go through a open source PHP project and rebuild it using the look cover right check technique.

Then on top of that I watched YouTube tutorials.

How did you learn ?.

I never went to college or further eduction as I seem to do really well at self teaching plus there is so much info on google nowadays.