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Root797734yYou forgot a few:
• inspects JS domains
• opts out of cookies despite using a throwaway tab container
• inspects console output
• inspects dom to identify JS framework
• makes site width 100% instead of some stupid centered 1280px-only BS
• tries adding -5 items to cart
• tries adding “lizard” items to cart
• removes tracking params from url because screw their marketing department for following me around
• tries SQLi in coupon field
• deletes css animations on annoying buttons
• purchases elsewhere if the site is too annoying or tracky -
kiki352624y1. I visit their site
2. It refuses to work with all my blockers of every bullshit thing they added
3. I leave their site buying nothing from them -
You forgot: start yelling about the UI making no fucking sense and start calling the designer all kinds of nasty things.
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Normal human: Visits web store -> orders for product -> leaves store.
Me: Visits web store -> Stares at header -> Stares at logo -> Check if colors match -> Scroll to footer -> Frowns at ads -> Scroll back up -> Multi click product item for debounce -> Fuck i clicked twice but it added the product thrice -> Closes tab -> Drives to local store -> Purchase product -> leaves store.
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stupid me