Cyberman

4y

And the award for the best ticket if all time goes to:

"Create script"

No open questions. Of you don't understand, are you really a dev?
In all seriousness, this thing was in the board for like 3 days and nobody raised any questions...

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typo

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Demolishun

34913

4y

Was it right below "Solve Problem"?
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010001111

3082

4y

@Demolishun not but right below “Implement Features”
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SortOfTested

20896

4y

"Do the needful."

Seriously though, my response to this ticket would be: *reassign*, reply, "dafuq is this shit?"
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kiki

35325

4y

Just close it lmao
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Demolishun

34913

4y

@SortOfTested Is that like "Can haz code."?
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010001111

3082

4y

@SortOfTested at needful things
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EmberQuill

3746

4y

I got a ticket with just, "I can't get into the server. I need access."

I replied, "Which server?"

Answer: "The server."

There are over 2,500 servers.
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EmberQuill

3746

4y

@theKarlisK Turns out the actual answer was "None of them because I actually need an AD group to access a SaaS product we use."
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kwilliams

6817

4y

Email back a single line bash script

echo ":)"

Move feature to completed. Easy velocity. Bill them 8 hours.

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