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When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.
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When you find a result on google that has the exact same title as your problem and get a 404 page after clicking it...
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So just saw this course online the logo and title are two different languages not the best first impression
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I prefer silent kills.
× open Jira ticket classified as a BUG REPORT
× Title: "Mike"
× Description: "Mike is working with us"
× assign it to Mike
× reopen it every time it's closed6 -
[Devart No. 4]
Title: "Northern Ranting "
🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁
😉 Greetings to the Canadian Devs 😉
🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁
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Just got this email with no body, and a vague subject / title in all caps.
... you ask questions on stackoverflow don't you
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Tutorial title: "build this app with this API from scratch!"
Tutorial content: "let's installthis library that does all for you"3 -
Got to love when the client has no requirements, other than, they want a website and they need it done as soon as possible.
Well in that case.... Here's your website.
<html>
<header>
<title>Useless</title>
</header>
<body>
Hello world
</body>
</html>
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Functional Programming literally has 'fun' in the title; OOP is one letter away from 💩. I rest my case.5
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Here I am, 'Junior' in my title and on my paycheck, training my 'Senior' colleague on the concept of variable types.7
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There are 2 types of insulting
Normal: You are stupid
Ultra: You are so stupid you put b and h1 tags inside your title tag. (This one hurts)1 -
when was i feeling like a fucking dev badass ?
that time when i exploited an sql injection on a news website and added a post with title "Admin please secure your website ;] "
.
.
i was feeling like hacker man 😅😂😂 -
!rant
Yesterday i updated my LinkedIn title to Data scientist.
Today morning i got 3 phone calls for job offers.8 -
I earned the title of bachelor of science today 🎉🎉 that is all 🤭 hope you've all had/are having as great a day as I had.18
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And the title of hackerman goes to he who is now running macOS Sierra inside of VMWare on Windows 😂
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Not sure if it was the missing spaces in the title, the text lingo and bad grammar in the description, or the clickbait-style graphic but I AM SOLD.
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So apparently my official title is Full-Stack Developer Backend. Not sure HR fully understands the meaning of Full-Stack...6
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I just discovered that you can tap the title of devRant app to load new rants instead of just scrolling to the beginning to make a pull to refresh :( FML10
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I've dreamed of learning business intelligence and handling big data.
So I went to an university info event today for "MAS Data Science".
Everything's sounded great. Finding insights out of complex datasets, check! Great possibilities and salery.
Yay! 😀
Only after an hour they've explained that the main focus of this course is on leading a library, museum or an archive. 😟 huh why? WTF?
Turns out, they've relabled their librarian education course to Data science for getting peoples attention.
Hey you cocksuckers! I want my 2 hours of wasted life time back!
Fuck this "english title whitewashing"4 -
I actually never had to deal with that so far and wondered too.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions...
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keeping up with the ridiculous job titles, WTF is an "iOS King"?
I would actually avoid applying for that job as I couldn't bare to call myself that, or have others
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"Senior Engineer/Dev/etc." is just the title for the guy who's learned from making the most mistakes.2
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Best. Fucking. Title.
If you open a PR with such title/description, please consider changing your profession
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The team had just created an analytics dashboard web application for a client. During the demo, client asks: "Can we have a download button that saves all the graphs in a powerpoint, 1 graph per slide with a title?"6
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Article title: "Mastering React component composition using children"
<image of a couple holding a baby>
Image caption: "Parents with child."
**Reads the title again**
Wait what?4 -
The StackOverflow developer insights says they have over 50% web developers. They missed the <title> tag.
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Uh, I gotta do Task #1337. It better is a good one!
*reads the title*
"Write technical documentation for... "
... D'oh! -
The title doesn't promise too much: eclipse indeed has multiple problems. I've never seen this kind of "nested exception" before :-D
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I’m convinced that Xcode and android studio are locked in an epic race to the bottom to claim the title of shittiest IDE.6
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Appretnly for 5 devs + 1QA we need now :
A project manager
A scrum master
A VP of engeneering
Another person I don't remember title.
yep 2023 will be "productive"9 -
This days whenever I have a groundbreaking idea, my firs step is...
Google that exact title, because every possible app ideas are already done ✅1 -
Manager logic: Adding "somehow" to the front of the JIRA title for the JIRA description is super clear and helpful.
Example:
Title: Chat screen doesn't work
Description: Somehow chat screen doesn't work7 -
[DevArt No. 7]
Title: "Saturday Night Fever"
💤 Come on! 💤
🍹 It's the weekend! 🍹
🍻 It's time to party! 🍻
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Great, it's not one security flaw, but two!!
One's a flavour of ice-cream and the other is the title of a James Bond movie.
Bloody FUCKWIT(s)!!7 -
Functional Programming literally has 'fun' in the title; OOP is one letter away from 💩. I rest my case.4
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Windows notepad is starting to get really freaky features.
It will actually show an asterisk in the title bar if you have unsaved changes. So now you won't have to spam Ctrl-S a hundred times more often than you do anyway.
Congratulations.
"Modified indicator: Notepad will now show an asterisk (*) in the title bar before the title of a document to indicate that a document has unsaved changes."
https://blogs.windows.com/windowsex...11 -
We have 1 client that refuses to put a title in every email she sends.
It is very annoying that you have to open every email to know what the email is about.
How hard can it be to add a title because she always write a book in the email.6 -
Mr Robot >>> Queen?
https://imdb.com/title/tt1727824/
Repost (deleted the old post to add this marvelous picture for tha girls wet dreams.)
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English teacher :prepare a recipe of your favorite meal
Me :yeah sure
Title :how to prepare md5 seasoned with salt.
Procedure :
$salt="*+3256_$@";
$userpass="12345aeiou";
$md5hash=md5($userpass.$salt);
echo $md5hash;3 -
Job title: "Junior Application Developer"
Rest of job description: "4 years experience...Career level: Experienced hire/Professional"
Meaning: "Looking for a senior level programmer willing to work for a junior salary."
I hate job hunting.2 -
God of War comes out tomorrow.
Video Games are my passion, it's the reason I want to learn more about computers and technology. And each new major game title sparks new motivation.
What helps yall invigorated to improve?
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Damn. Maybe if I was more charismatic, I too could stop learning and just talk my way into a position with a bullshit title.
Maybe.9 -
A dev I know has changed his LinkedIn job title to “software extraordinaire”
... and he’s hopeless so it’s not even true2 -
Confession time.
I mix naming styles in my code. Some variables will be camelcase, some will have underscores, some will be all lowercase.
Classes are always title case though. Anything else is barbaric.4 -
The title of this email made me click it (more so since I was offline for an entire day) but this is what I found..
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My job title on paper:
"Application developer"
How I'm introduced to interview candidates:
"Senior software engineer"
Does anyone else see a problem here? 🤔8 -
I cannot take this shit seriously.
I don't feel like reading the rest of it
Title: fuck typescript
1st line: well, actually I love typescript
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YouTube’s has gotten really irritating lately with its advertising. Literally 3 ads side by side before the video title
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Do recruiters realize how ridiculous they sound saying they're looking for a "rockstar/ninja/big mover?"
give me an actual job title. -
<!DOCTYPE html>
<head>
<title>hiCloudflare</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" src="main.css" />
</head>
<body>
<h1> Don't mind me, just taking my buffers for a walk</h1>
<script type=2 -
Any boring class:
chrome.exe
chrome://network-error/-106
F12 - change <title> to "google.com"
write "google.com" in the omnibar, than click away
call the teacher and say ur internet isnt working
Works every time.5 -
Linked Jobs:
- Notification : a new job just published.
*The title is interesting, I open it*
- 1430 candidates applied for this job.
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Guys, HTC is launching a Blockchain based phone.
The title goes like "First blockchain phone from HTC is coming soon".
I dont know if this is worse than the AI video i found on pornhub.
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New opportunity coming to the people who try. Got this opportunity, i better not suck at it. Give it regular time everyday to earn atleast some title before my degree.
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Today I finished my last day at my customer and in the end my main company after complaining several times.
I give them a nice exit email as follow:
Title: [302 - 404 - 503] I'm out :-)
Content
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I hate asking questions on stackoverflow because I can't come up with a good title. I fear having my question down vote.2
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When they update the company roster and your title unknowingly changed from lead web developer to senior software engineer 😳3
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It's my end of probation and I just got demoted, from originally "Senior dev" to "dev".
My manager found it a bit difficult to tell me but funny enough, I am completely fine with it apart from the little dent on my pay check. Let me talk about the bad first: money. I believe I have been on the lower end of the market pay range anyways so this step-back gives me about 5% cut, which is acceptable and fair enough.
And the good? Quite a bit. When I got this job offer 6 months ago, it was when everything literally went to shit. I was upset with a somehow not so smart but stubborn tech lead and I desperately wanted to quit. Then I got the offer, which even after 2 interviews I still didn't recall it was a job ads for "technical lead". The manager thought I was not there yet but wanted to keep me as a senior dev. Then, this pandemic almost took away this job. My manager brought my case to the CEO and convinced him to keep me, by saying a lot of good things about me (which I think might not be true for the tech side...)
Throughout the whole 6 months I have been working remotely from home. WFH is not new to me, just this time it's very challenging as I was starting a new job. I have been struggling to keep my pace. All people in the team are nice. However if I don't reach out, no one would notice I need help. And with zero knowledge for this job, I got stuck with "I don't know what I don't know". This ranges from company culture, practice, new tech.. everything. So, that's how this 6 months feels long, but also short.
In our review meeting I think my manager finally realise this. Otherwise he would have gone for the "terminate employment" option. Taking away the "senior" title also takes away the expectation of "I should know XYZ", which I don't. I told him I am kinda happy with it because this sets me up for a more comfortable position to catch my breathe. He told me he noticed my improvement along the way. I told him yes I have been putting in efforts but just given the situation it's not as quick as anyone would expect. We're on the same page now.
So compared to my previous job, I got paid less. But in return, I get many more opportunities to expose myself to new tech. I get a good team who are respectful and open-minded. This is exactly what I was looking for and the drive for me to quit my previous job.
Not to mention I got a reality check. This is also an indicator for me starting to become an imposter, which is the thing I despise most in the industry. I don't want people to value me for how many years I have got in my career. I want to prove myself by what I am capable of. If I'm not there, I should and will get there.
And the last thing which I'm not very keen but it's 100% worth mentioning, is that my manager said I should aim for taking the "senior" role back. He said the salary raise is waiting when I get there. But... Let me just take my time.4 -
Job ad title: "junior Php developer position £20k-£25k/pa"
Job ad body: "5+ years experience required in Php, JavaScript, html 5, css, experience in laravel, Vue and react."
🤔9 -
Everytime im coding with a friend for our Android game. It's a lot of laughter and fun.
And awesome feeling if the first finished project is successful and people actually like it. :)2 -
Today, my manager complained that my productivity doesn't match that of a senior engineer. I pointed out that senior isn't in my job title. He told me he thought of me as a senior engineer. I didn't dispute that that matches the level of experience I have, but it's not in my job title.3
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Worst Jira ticket I've ever seen:
Title: "It looks f#?$ed"
Description: ""
This gem was opened by the project producer. When asked about it, it was just a mismatch in text margins. -
I was cleaning and found this draw I made at class when I was at university (the last days of the semester).
Title for the image?
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Fuck exams!
Over thousand slides, 100 marks. Postgraduate term exam. So screwed, can't remember title of unit, rather don't want to. -
How do you have words like "Senior", "Manager" and "Lead" in your job title and have your linkedin image look like a Tinder profile shot of the last time you went drinking in town?
Omitted a couple that were actually normal.
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Current Job Title:
Hoarder Bug Exterminator
Details:
Fixing code for projects that have not been refactored ever in 20+ years. -
Update !!
/**
I’ve been given the liberty to choose my job title by my HR,
Can you guys suggest a good one
**/
My current title is Sr. Product Engineer.
They have suggested product manager or technical manager , but I feel these sound bossy
/**
Any recommendations are welcome
**/36 -
If you want recruiters to stop messaging you on linkedin. Change your job title to "Professional Cleaner".
Follow me for more tips on how to get rid of the blood sucking leaches6 -
So just installed the new vs code user setup thing and oh my god!
Finally a custom title bar that actually looks good on windows instead of a nice dark application with a blinding white titlebar :-D
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A fellow <insert some data science title here> giving me more acknowledgement than all of the old guys running the show and, erm, "leading"?
Fucker left me behind, good for him.
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'I don't want to push this commit yet'
Proceeds to write commit title and presses push.
'Wait, fuck ..'8 -
Hey YouTube, that was interesting.
Thanks for the awesome quality recommended vidoes!
Title: A Title
Uploader: uploader
Length: 13:37
Views: 0
Upload date: 3yrs ago
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/badhumor
Make a song title or text geeky/dev related, e.g.:
JSON Derulo - Talk Nerdy To Me
Katy Proggy - Firewall
DJ KhaLED - All I Do Is Print
DJ snake_case - Git Push For What
Now you!4 -
So I got this today. Running my Selenium tests in Chrome, suddenly frozen, closed visually, yet it was marked as open, with this title.
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What’s the difference between a coder, programmer, developer and a software engineer? I see many people who attend a 2 month coding bootcamp where they learn html, css, javascript and put software engineer in their title9
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................. "DEVELOPER"...............
Because full-time multitasking ninja is not an actual job title. -
Senior Developer is a title that you get from working at the same company for over 5 years but you don't learn anything new within those 5 years.
Close your damn divs!!!3 -
How to make BILLIONS with a coding blog:
1. make a post with a controvertial title like "IS TDD DEAD?"
2. write an article concluding that the controvertial statement is, in fact, wrong, like "Nope"
3. Drown in monies from ads3 -
And the award for the best ticket if all time goes to:
"Create script"
No open questions. Of you don't understand, are you really a dev?
In all seriousness, this thing was in the board for like 3 days and nobody raised any questions...9 -
As a legal thing at work I need to have someone verify my citizenship by filling out a form for my I-9. They ask the person for their title. My husband can’t be serious, so he put that his title is “Keeper of the Swans”.
Here’s hoping I don’t have an awkward convo with legal over the validity of verification by a man claiming the title “Keeper of the Swans”
In his _defense_, the form didn’t let him leave “Title” blank.9 -
Note to self:
Fifty shades of gray is not about CSS or any other subject you care about. Delete mental association so as not to react like Pavlov's dog every time you hear/see title mentioned in mass media.
Squirrel!
3 -
Quick survey: What do y'all like being referred to as? (Engineer, programmer, developer, etc.) I like developer but I find that people rarely get what that means12
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Searching in Youtube "Upcoming Phones 2020" gives me "Top 10 upcoming phones in India"
*Clicks one english title without the word "India"
*Hears voice over in Hindi.
why oh why.6 -
"We need to have a meeting to clarify your role"
My head: Just give me a raise and then leave me alone
My mouth: Yea, sure. When works for you
Context:
My job is a little confusing.
My title on paper is support technician and I'm on the DevOps team but I have my own project to automate health checks. So most the accurate title for me would actually be Automation Developer Attached To [department name] DevOps1 -
Welp, they invaded my workspace again...
This time the GitHub Maid title went to my Twitter :/
(tbh I'm getting used to it already lol)
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While browsing LinkedIn, I came across someone who's title is content developer! First, I thought she is a cms developer, then realized she is just a content writer.
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Job title: python developer (entry level)
“We are looking for a dot net developer…”
Wtf make up your mind lol2 -
I label myself as a graphic designer. I can't even make a decent-looking logo for my portfolio. I know I don't need one but it's annoying.3
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Has anyone else noticed that the notifications screen's title is just "Notifs" even though it could've been "Notifications"?2
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A custom script that makes a Jira ticket, assigns it to me, marks it as in progress, check out a git branch, set the commit title and the Jira title to my command line argument…. Push, open a PR, and fuck it, merge that shit too.
I checked all the corporate boxes and you got the typo fixed. -
After 2 weeks of being unemployed, I finally got a job offer today and accepted! New title is Automation Specialist2
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Me: Explaining what I do for a living (strip's title)
So true though as most of the workday is not coding...
Or is that how you explain all that typing (coding) to a layman?
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Working on a legacy app and couldn't find in the DB, fields for description, status, title, and assigned user.
I found them.
They were in the fields: User1, User2, User3, and User4.
How the hell does that happen?1 -
Got my first job and was given the temporare title programmer.
He said I could choose any title (with some relevance). Opportunity of a lifetime, any suggestions?
I will be doing some deep learning, UI, general front-end and visualizations12 -
Title on LinkedIn: MLOps Engineer
Senior Recruiter on LinkedIn: so we were thinking of hiring you as a web developer
Bruh2 -
If my official job title in the position I currently hold is 'Web Developer', is it accurate and acceptable to instead put 'Software Engineer' or 'Software Developer' as my title for the role on LinkedIn?15
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So apparently my team PO called me a git Ninja today. 10/10 gonna put this title on my office email signature now.
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TIL that the CEO sends cringy videos to the customers but cmon, can you not have the title "Efficiency in your pants"5
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"I hate CMS"... that's what i have always said....today I was given a a website back from 2004 to update (uses joomla"....I just realised i fukcin don't know how to change the title......4
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Just JIRA things:
We've got a very descriptive ticket with the title: "API Interface"
Can't wait for the rest of this Friday to play out, I'm already joyful and in the holiday spirit.2 -
Title earned: "Figlio del capo" - "The boss' son"
Earned by oversleping literally next door, because you forgot to set up an alarm.
Even though my presence wasn't really required today 🤷♂️9 -
You may agree or disagree, but I'm giving this my ++ for the emoji title and the sarcasm alone.
$PHP = 💩;
https://medium.com/fuzz/...3 -
Adding guru or ninja to your LinkedIn job title is just peak middle class university graduate. Typically studied marketing.2
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So I was hired as a Graphic Designer. Now I'm tasked with the new job title of Graphic Designer/Web Coder/IT/Warehouse Inventory Inspector/Intern/Secretary. I have no idea what I'm doing anymore...2
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Me: Ok lets make a simple chrome app wrapper for devRant just for the hell of it... Oh i really don't like how there is a split line between the title bar and window content...
*2 Days later"
Me: Fuck it! Let's build a title bar library and allow for devRant theming options...
Why must I do this to myself... -
Is YouTube fucked up just for me or others too?
Navigating to a video does not work, it changes the title and acts like it has navigated to the new video but shows the old one.3 -
Shout out to those who put their actual job title on LinkedIn and not some bullshit line like
"Recruiting inspiring recruiters to recruit inspiring recruiters"2 -
Got to love this posting. The title says React JS developer but they are looking for someone who knows angular. I am confused.
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Discussion Question for Web Devs and Server Admins.
Should we use unicode (Non-English/Latin) text in URL?
Eg: unicode blog title converted to use as permalink13 -
Working for a major video portal in germany. Editors complaining because people are unable total find a Video because they are unable total type the correct title of the video with french accent degut. 😂😂5
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The sub title says “programming language” yet the description says “markup language” get yo shit together google
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Just downloaded a thesis template with a title "Improved algorithms for the cultivation of lettuce on the coastal plane"
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Damn happy to see this much traffic in my repo...
Title: Audio book generator
GitHub link:
https://github.com/globefire/...
Demonstration:
https://youtu.be/xhMvGg1dAsg
Star if you like it.. :)
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Thanks for notifying me.
I really needed to know about
'Default title (title parameter not sent with no..'
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Designer said to put app title below app bar on every screen. I suggested to put title on app bar. He said no. We released the app. Now he says, please could you change the titles to the app bar. What a waste of time.
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You might be the best web developer out there, you might've worked on tons of frameworks seamlessly. But the feeling of changing <title> of a website feels powerful.
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I'm starting to rethink the 'Software Developer' title as 'Sanity Maintainer'...
Software Development is just convoluted.. and it often comes with stress; I hate stress.2 -
was just setting up a tinder profile. couldn't think of a non-boring version of "software engineer" to use as the job title.7
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Nothing feels quite like starting an exploratory project with title "Just For Fun" on a cozy Christmas Eve.2
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If my 'official' job title was programmer but I was also doing network troubleshooting and administration as well as server configuration cause we had no one experienced to do it should I include that on my resume or would it look fake?
Should I only include the programming stuff since that was my job title5 -
Why you literally took fucking half hour to fix this shit, I’m telling you, there is only a naming problem there, nothing else!
And his title is
“SeNiOr FrOnT-eNd DeVeLoPeR”
4 -
Just realized that touching the title "Rant" reloads a given rant. Been hitting the refresh button4
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Deep learning is probably (????) the only research branch where every successful paper title needs to be a stupid acronym or meme
I work in a conversational AI startup and the new intern that joined yesterday didn't understand half the memes or acronyms (especially all the Simpsons related) because apparently he's "Gen Z" and all the paper title is "Millennial" humour
He's only 2 years younger than me. Am I literally at the millennial - GenZ border ? Or the intern is out of touch ?7 -
Programmer seems like an insufficient job title: translator for high-level languages with focus on user meditation seems more like it.
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These job posting websites keep posting wrong information the job title is software developer but the job description is clearly for devops.
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I know that you can complete for example
h1.title
to
<h1 class="title"></h1>
By pressing TAB in Jetbrains IDEa and Atom, but can you also set other attributes like the herd of an a-tag?4 -
I got tired of the tedium of navigating dropdowns and required fields to open and close user stories, so I wrote a script with the following syntax:
./ticket open TICKET TITLE GOES HERE
./ticket close <TICKET #>3 -
A medium knockoff - but I can only invite people I know to write as having the ever-so prestigious blog master title. I built it from the ground up with next js and it is my lil baby 🥰2
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Something really strange happened now, I received my 2-step login codes from Google from an unknown number and just codes, doesn't Google usually use this format: G-XXX-XXX
and have their name in the title?5 -
{
"$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-04/...#",
"type": "object",
"id": "https://[URL_NAME]/forms/{id}/...#",
"properties": {
"title" : { "type": "string" },
"date" : { "type": "string" },
"content" : { "type": "string" },
"date_start": { "type": "string" },
"date_end" : { "type": "string" },
"status" : {
"type" : "string",
"enum" : ["1", "2", "3", "4", "5"]
}
},
required [
"title",
"date",
"content",
"date_start",
"date_end",
"status"
]
}
See if you can notice the error is this schema. Don't copy and paste it. I change some format to obsfucate the real data naming, but this schema error is still up there
Just wasted my 30 minutes staring at this10 -
Everyone has these swank job titles now. VP, Principal Something-Something Architect. I'm sorta jealous.
I'm just a "Software Engineer" (I think?) at 23 years in. Actually, I have no idea what my title is, so I just say "Software Engineer".4 -
How is the weekend going?
If you had to pick a movie title to describe the weekend, what would it be?
https://devrant.com/rants/106222476 -
Oh my. On twitter, there are people whose talking about a complier book title page which I created for hobby about 3 months ago.
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Who here likes APB?
I loved that show, too bad a geek cop tv show didn't have popularity...
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I work part-time in a small non-tech company as the only developer/tech-support. The work is fine and I got a own laptop.
But fml my laptop is the slowest in office and should be burned already in the stone age.1 -
May it be that .NET MAUI is supposed to be a Souls like title for developers?
Never experienced such pain creating even the simplest things :-|12 -
What does this mean? I genuinely don't understand this job title. Is he doing his sales pitch in python or something?
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<rant>
<title>On XML</title>
<message>Too much overhead for such a small amount of data. JSON is much more efficient.</message>
</rant>3 -
My boss was not opposed to the idea giving me the title "Production Implementation and Maintenance Professional". If I send it to him in an E-mail he forwards it to HR.1
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ICT class.
Class title: Excel as DB
It was about filters and sorting.
The closest thing to a db was that I found an INDEX function while I was bored... -
Drupal I'm seriously about to lose my shit.
I want to show one fucking image and one fucking title in my own custom markup.
Feels like I'm trying to create and launch a fucking nuclear weapon.3 -
A bit of a follow up on my last rant (https://www.devrant.io/rants/362638). Cause now I have two weeks to work through this shit. The title somewhat translates to "business administration for credit institutes"
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!rant , want some inspiration
When did you realise that you have finally achieved the developer title? -
Why it's so damn hard to find a GF as a Dev?
when I talk to one no title about life but dev titles come to my mouth and she has no idea what the heck am i talking about!5 -
Hey guys, i made a program years back and just refactored the thing and gave it a nice GUI. I made it mostly so I can use it in my daily life which I do but now I might release it as open source and give it to some friends. But I’m facing A problem i never faced before...giving it a name. Need some help 😂
Basically, i have tons of series, so i created it to maintain a nice naming convention for the videos but obviously can work for any file list.
- it renames them in a couple of different ways (replacing string occurrences in the file names, appending - prepending strings, completely renaming it alphanumerically. Anyway I use those features most (OCD i know)
- it also grabs subtitles for movies and series (parses its way through subscene and yifisubtitles until it gets to download the zip file and extracts it for me) .
- It also plays random episodes for me when im confused what to rewatch ( just opens a random file in a directory u point it to)
So any name suggestions ?1 -
When you create a middleware function and title it gtfo // no comments need to explain this function
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When the guy with 30 years experience calls the new engineers interns and gets smacked with the same title he has.
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Elon Musk wanted to win the dick of the week title by forcing his employees work from office. In that post almost all the c-suit guys "I wanna be a dick too. At least once in my life before death"43
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What would you choose as your job title if you could choose anything?
I started a new job and they have job title freedom policy :)
My official position is Senior Engenier/Tech Lead.11 -
One of my friend asked me
What the hack is this ...
Tech Associate on Job title
Full Stack Dev on Job Description ?
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Has YouTube deployed AI based sub-title ??? I was watching few videos in Hindi and noticed the sub titles in English.6
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Quick Survey:
- What's your job title?
- Since when are you at your current job?
- Are you satisfied with your current pay?
- How long ago was your last raise? (If any)19 -
I've just came across this, the title of the video is "Is Google always listening". I think it's worth watching. Sad times if this is true...
https://youtu.be/zBnDWSvaQ1I3 -
Internship Title : Database building
Skill(s) required: Java, PHP, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, C#, Python, SQL, Bootstamp and Adobe Flash and CCNA
Yes, you read it correct, Bootstamp
WHHHHYYYYYY ???3 -
When the team you inherit the project off of can't even be bothered to add a parameter to their constructor. Instead they expect you to pass it in as part of a title string :')
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Funny login screen bug: the title and the jokes changed, but the image did not.
(This is partly photoshopped, since I couldn't catch all the 3 "hot spots" open together in a single print screen)
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Two apps on Play Store have same title...
Searching for one of them...
Won't give desired results, directly jumps to unwanted one...
Have to add something to search that is not even present in title to find it...
How the hell does their search even work? I keep getting totally irrelevant results... Or an irrelevant app shows with no other results...1 -
I need a new title like "thought leader" of something. I only understand code and chickens. So I guess my title will be thought leader of code and chickens.
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Keep coding and making mistakes. Further more reading code and books. Often the books are related to other topics (math, logic, psychology, economics, ....) to keep my brain alive and get other insights of ways how to think or solve a problem.
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Can someone plz give me a title on my CV as an Xcode developer, just completed the first 30 pages of headfirst😂
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"I don't have the answer, but you made a typo in your title, so I'm gonna downvote the shit out of you."
I hope I'll get invited to your funerals so I can piss on your coffin. -
Finally a bachelor first class honours(irish title)
Why is this a rant?
Because i passed on my second attempt on my development project because i was a lazy piece of shit.
I guess i learned out of it.1 -
started a dev apprenticeship recently: 3,5 days at work, 1,5 at school. using/learning c# at school. The title of the ebook they offer us to use: 'c# 2005'
wut? -
I've been working for at the same comoany for maybe 7 years now and had my current position title for at least 3 years or even more...
Everyone else on the team except the Lead and Manager have the same title, they are 1 level higher (VP).
I don't think they get any perks but I want a title change to reflect the sorry of work and problems what I tend to fix (i.e. Technical Specialist rather than just Senior Developer). I'm pretty much the guy that fixes things when no one else can.
And a lot of people I know at other companies already have a VP title...
Should I ask and how?2 -
Don't you just hate it when a git pull request assigned to you doesn't have a descriptive title and no description at all? I think I'm having a migraine! #%!%^*#1
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Title yourself 'object oriented developer'...anyway noone of the stupid headhunters will ever learn what this means and what you might be else. They just 'google'3
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Hey everyone, I have a quick question that idk where to ask.
Basically I'm looking for the job title for someone that manages servers on the software level, the backend services of an application. The person whose main task is to design the relationships between services so that everything's maintainable and efficient.3 -
Helloo Seniors! Just a short intro, I'm currently doing my Degree in Computer Science and I would be eternally grateful if you could help me out to come out with a cool/interesting title for one of my projects. The system I be creating is pretty simple, It would go through the list of students and what classes are they taking and it would detect if any of the students' classes are colliding with each other, eg: starts at the same time.11
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Comment steps:
0. Go to YouTube
1. Scroll through your home page until you find the first clickbait video
2. Post video title here
3. Laugh
Inspired by https://devrant.com/rants/1572726/...5 -
Whoever's idea it was to fuck with the comments section in the YouTube app, your job title should be re-evaluated because you are a fuck up.5
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Reading Geekonomics (silly title for the book) and seriously considering that maybe we should all be licensed/certified since so much software is broken, looking at you Equifax.1
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{{ if (and (or (isset .Params "title") (isset .Params "caption")) (isset .Params "attr")) }}
Wait a minute hugo wtf is that7 -
Hey, anybody have any ideas what sentence/workd should i put as a Title and the subtitle beside the logo ? i make that title and subtitle choosen randomly after each interval
this is a fun project competing with my co-worker.
and the theme is a twitter clone, but for job seeking.
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"We will learn HTML. Put title in the READ and the rest in the BOLDER!"
Perks of being in a class with a teacher who doesn't speak english. -
I find myself using explainxkcd more often on my phone...
Because Firefox doesn't show the whole title text... -
The title of the text is in bulgarian and says " the windows of the future"
And down there is a windows logo as a company.
Wow. Windows is window of the future.;)
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If anyone of you have extra unused brain cells, I've just found THE perfect way to get rid of them. Just watch this. 1 episode will be more than enough: https://imdb.com/title/tt8369840/9
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When you're such a good developer, you just download a template and forget to change the title in header..or when you just don't want to pay someone to do what you don't know.
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Do you think that the FullStack title is valid? I personally think you're either on one End or the other but both Ends are too complex to be able to say you "master" both14
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Just finished binge watching salvation in two days. One of the best series I watched in the last year. I highly recommend it. Although the technical aspect is unrealistic af.
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Anyone know any tools for quickly creating interfaces for APIs? Like if I have a list of posts, I want to display them as a list with title and content.18
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Promotions that take ages and end up with no title changes when successful.
Why is it this hard to update a title especially for someone who's been here for 3 years and still has the same title as day 1? And it doesn't seem like Workday is the culprit here.6 -
I recently got promoted to "Senior Software Engineer", but plan on leaving my company in the next few months. Should I put this new title on my resume or keep it as "Software Engineer"?
There are no new responsibilities with the new title.2 -
A reasonably speedy Python ray-tracer
Risking waking up the wrath of the pythonistas, but the title made me chuckle 😛
http://excamera.com/sphinx/... -
Not so dev related...but i want to share it. Do you see that in yhe right corner the title is "Animals" but in the picture the is a boat with title "boat". I think the boat is not an animal
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What's your current Desktop or Laptop specifications that you use for work and what's your job title?9
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What is the the best job title if you work in a company and does everything related to Software Development. Planning, documentation, architecture, network, full stack coding, testing, bug fixes etc. Full stack engineer? Or... ?7
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Lads. I need your help.
I'm building a little web app project in class where a user can create their own micro-personal page similar to about.me, except a little more modular.
users can add cards to their page with a title, maybe an image, some text, and some buttons.
my question is: how can I represent such things in my database? I can think of how a json file representation might look, but not sure how that translates to SQL?
here's how I imagine it:
userProfileComponents ={
cards=[
{
title: sometitle
image: src
text: null
button: { icon: facebook, text: facebook}
},
{
title: another title
image: null
text: some stuff about me
button: null
}
]
I wouldn't want to create a table for each micro-page - cause that would scale like absolute shit. but I feel like cramming EVERYONES components in a component table would be hell on earth. any tips? thanks22 -
Friendly request
Hi devs
What's the title on your IDE?
As the image below shows, mine is "{Project} - Microsoft Visual Studio"
I'm basically looking to see if most (if not all) IDEs has their program name in the title.
Thanks
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Who the fuck puts the dynamic title of a blog post into the href attribute without escaping double quotes and shit? AARRRRGH
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Any devs on here whose title is actually Consultant? Just started at a position termed as such building solutions on AEM
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Can you see that title of my resolved task properly? you damned click tester!!!! Just don't reopen my task
easily!!
Phew... thanks devRant. You always here.
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