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Wow, barista in an 8 floor office recognized me after 4 month of WFH

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  • 11
    It's because you're so cute. Who could forget a face like that?
  • 7
    If you can recognise her then she can too.

    You both will make cute babies. Go for it homie.
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    @F1973 she is one human, and I is one of hundreds
  • 5
    @iiii That is what you think. Not what she thinks.
  • 6
    She recognizes you from her wet dreams. *wedding bells for no reason*
  • 3
    @F1973 well, she is cute actually.
  • 8
    @iiii So are you.

    Damn! stop talking to me and go ring her up. Ask her how are things on her side amidst pandemic.

    Mirror her body language when you are talking to her.

    Look into her eyes and not tits (unless she gives you that flirty smile).

    And then just walk off. Don't drag beyond initial conversation.

    Damn! I have an interview in next 20 minutes and instead of preparing I am writing this down.

    You better talk to her or imma cut your balls off.
  • 2
    @F1973 I asked, while waiting for the coffee she were making
  • 8
    Starbucks employee recognized me at Essen HBF / Central Station....

    After 3 years. Changed job, was travelling and recognized her.

    She even knew that I need my usual fix of quattro shot latte.

    I was amazed.
  • 7
    @IntrusionCM are you married yet?
  • 1
    @IntrusionCM dafuq 😱
  • 4
    @Elyz
    Nah. I'm not into girls.

    Yes. Dafuq was my reaction, too.

    Starbucks was and will be one of the places I like most because the employees are friendly. I'm not a fan of murdering coffee / espresso with shitton of artificial flavors... But the service was always top - friendly, empathic and honest.

    It's one of the German things I guess.
    In some - even smaller, non franchised - coffee bars / restaurants / ... the waiters are very polite and emotionally distant.

    I don't like that (though I'm german). ;)
  • 5
    @Elyz "That or the smell. Who knows!" (You were all too nice, I had to balance the scale)
  • 3
    @Jilano I thought we had the good vibes rolling today 😅
  • 3
    @Elyz Well, we still do, don't we? I'm sure I set the machine on the right setting... Let me get back to you
  • 2
    @IntrusionCM She remembers you because you didn't pose any threat. Did she knew you were not into girls?

    That significantly drops the defence guard and links to survival instincts.

    Also @Jilano low key hitting on @Elyz LMAO
  • 2
    @F1973 my lil beardie birdie. *gg*

    I'm always a threat. especially in the mornings without coffee.
  • 1
    @F1973 but gals like gays 🤔🤔🤔
  • 1
    @iiii
    >but gals like gays

    This. This takes away the threat factor of the guy trying to get into girls pants.

    So they are more open and relaxed and like gays (or for that matter anyone who isn't a threat).
  • 4
    @iiii yes and no.

    It's more complicated.

    While it's not entirely wrong, it's more about the attitude.

    Some don't even realize (and sexual preferences doesn't matter) that they unconsciously behave like a frigging peacock on steroids.

    Others whip themselves so bad in every second sentence.... (Low self esteem).... Few more examples possible, but you get the gist.

    All in all, when you converse with someone and just want to have a nice talk, this is very annoying....

    As I said: It's not about sexual preference, having a conversation with a gay glitter twink fairy is impossible, as in every mothertugging sentence it's about him and not about anything else.
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    @IntrusionCM I think people are more confident around people they are not attracted to or interested in having a romantic relationship with. That makes it easy for them to loosen up or become friendly. Others interpret that friendliness as flirting. Also, most people want what they cannot have so someone who is confident, attractive, and doesn't want them melts their underwear.

    Although I did meet some people who are just like that. People with good intentions that somehow find others attracted to them even though they are not interested.
  • 5
    @rutee07 yeah....

    One of the reasons I'm not good with strangers - I'm a rather rationale Person in the beginning, it takes time for me to warm up to people.

    I guess that's the paradoxon in my statement. When I converse with someone, it's out of curiosity and thirst for knowledge. I seldom realize that a person flirts with me, simply because I have no intent of flirting.
  • 4
    @IntrusionCM peacocks on steroids are more common than I can even begin to describe. It's also so unattractive that any interest I may have had just vanishes instantly 😅
  • 1
    @rutee07 so the best way is not giving a fuck?
  • 2
    @iiii Not really. I think it's good to make your move if you like someone but also not expect anything more from the interactions. If you asked her out and she agrees then you have a date, that's it. Where it goes and what happens next, only time will tell.

    We tend to daydream about a future with someone we like or think they are the way we imagined them in our heads. It's always heartbreaking when they're not.
  • 6
    Who wouldn't recognise the person they are planning to murder
  • 1
    @electrineer fine with me
  • 1
    You can't go on a coffee date though
  • 1
    @theabbie I can just hangout at the coffee bar 🤔
  • 3
    maybe she noticed you for not hitting on her. they are fucking sick of getting hit on all day long by all sorts of wankers. maybe if you make a move you'll just join the crowd of dickless shitheads who will never get a piece.

    btw for the... laughs? https://thedillyspost.wordpress.com/...
  • 4
    Maybe because you order fucked up things
  • 1
    @Linux nah. She started conversation before my order, and there was no one else.
  • 2
    next time you see her, ask her when she's done, take her out for a cup of coffee :)
  • 1
    @FinlayDaG33k but... she's a coffee barista. she has coffee pretty often
  • 1
    @iiii You sir, are a dense mofo that needs to learn how to date a lass :^)

    It's not about the coffee, it's about her and you hanging out together, the coffee is just the thing that brought you together and a great excuse to take her out.
  • 1
    @FinlayDaG33k well, she has a boyfriend. Saw him today
  • 2
    ive been doing it wrong the whole time.

    apparently you're not supposed to walk up to women, and just tell them "lets smoke this fat bowl and go over to my rathole apartment to do something you'll regret, but in a good way."
  • 1
    @iiii ask him too to tag along.
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  • 0
    @iiii why not? Threesome?
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  • 0
    @iiii Then give a different address to her boyfriend and take her to different side of the town
  • 0
    @Wisecrack How have you changed your strategy since then?
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    @F1973 that's kidnapping
  • 0
    @iiii Not until you get caught.
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    @Wisecrack how can you regret is a good way?
  • 1
    @F1973 that does not work like that
  • 0
    @iiii How old are you bro?
  • 1
    @F1973 not in teens anymore
  • 0
    @iiii Then why are you still immune humour?
  • 1
    @F1973 exactly because of that. Or I'm just dumb
  • 1
    @iiii or maybe both? :P

    Man chill out in life and read the room. If not the coffee barista then someone else..

    Install Tinder or something..
  • 1
    @F1973 tried tinder. It's meh
  • 1
    @F1973 may be both 🤷‍♂️ not a good social human I am
  • 0
    @iiii preparing to die virgin and alone then?
  • 1
    @F1973 not a virgin. Had relationships before. Not having for some time.
  • 0
    @iiii then maybe you need some time to recover.
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