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Fast-Nop
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Unpopular opinion: having a good shit tops bad sex.

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  • 5
    But does having bad sex tops having a bad shit?
  • 4
    @Jilano Depends on the order of events. ^^
  • 4
    @Fast-Nop That is a fair point

    I think we need @C0D4's input on that
  • 7
    Nothing tops having a good shit while having bad sex.

    Prove me wrong 😏
  • 2
    There's nothing as overrated as a bad fuck or as underrated as a good shit!
  • 9
    Also a RAF pilot once said "the 3 greatest things in life are a great orgasm, a great shit and a great landing, and when doing carrier ops you get all three at the same time".
  • 7
    Thought I had a good idea who OP was. I was wrong
  • 5
    This is why anal is a thing. It's like having a good shit over and over again, it even counts as sex!
  • 5
    @rutee07 "But doctor... I told you it's my throat that hurts, not my arse"
  • 2
    @rutee07 I had been wondering whether to tag you in the comments for expert review on that topic, but figured you wouldn't need the notification. ^^
  • 3
    @Jilano Perhaps you would like some of my organic Throat Coat.

    @Fast-Nop It honestly does feel like taking a good shit over and over again. But the thought of ending up shitting for real is horrific.
  • 3
    @rutee07 Is it hard to apply? You know I live alone in a remote area...
  • 1
    I can vouch for this.
  • 2
    @F1973 *waits*
  • 2
    @F1973 no public dudity?
  • 1
    @F1973 Send it to Lutee, he'll share it with me
  • 0
    This sentence means something somewhat different in the gay world.
  • 0
    @Fast-Nop Depends, are you taking or leaving the shit? Not judgemental, some people take it. When they tell me this I ask if I should go in before them so they don't leave empty handed.
  • 1
    @junon I wouldn't know though.

    @Demolishun I bet that even 99% of the people who take a shit are leaving the shit. Anyway, I actually drop da bomb.
  • 1
    @Fast-Nop Absolutely for the best you don't. We're a gross bunch sometimes.
  • 3
    @F1973 Chilano ma chalapeno of a man idolized rutee to lutee.
  • 1
    @IntrusionCM Thank you, I thought @F1973 was a good guy, but apparently not... *smh*

    @rutee07 Next time you booty call me, we shall discuss!
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