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Jilano3112344dI'm here to tell you the following:
- That's an awful joke
- Don't put both categories (i.e. rant and jokes) -
Not such a good reason. Some women don't like you making committments elsewhere.
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Fast-Nop3212444d@beefdead When making a post, you have the fucking button "joke/meme". USE IT.
Then this shit would have been in the joke/meme category, and since I filter that because there are loads of such stupid and unfunny attempts at humour, it would not have annoyed me.
The number of "software devs" who can't even get a simple multiple choice thing right is frightening. -
Demolishun1055444d@Fast-Nop
"The number of "software devs" who can't even"
I knew you were a valley girl! May have been taken out of context. -
C0D46244544dI see how a lot of devs get it wrong now, women only want you to commit once, not hundreds of times a year.
#manWhores 🤷♂️ -
NoMad955243dYou know why girl devs make even better partners? They're not afraid of resetting your head with force. 😐😐
Ref1: `git reset HEAD --hard`
Ref2: `Off with his head! 👸` -
Frederick297842d@Fast-Nop "but but, that would require i should use my brain before i post, whats next do you also expect me to being able to open doors on my own?"
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