Women, software engineers make good boyfriends.

Why?

We're not scared of committing. We do it everyday at work. :P

Nerd.

I'm here to tell you the following:
- That's an awful joke
- Don't put both categories (i.e. rant and jokes)

Not such a good reason. Some women don't like you making committments elsewhere.

It is also possible to be committed to a psych ward.

Daily dose of cringe bullshit

@Jilano
Another pro - you'll be the funnier one.
I didn't add it, got added by default.

@AlmondSauce nice one.

@beefdead When making a post, you have the fucking button "joke/meme". USE IT.

Then this shit would have been in the joke/meme category, and since I filter that because there are loads of such stupid and unfunny attempts at humour, it would not have annoyed me.

The number of "software devs" who can't even get a simple multiple choice thing right is frightening.

@Fast-Nop

"The number of "software devs" who can't even"

I knew you were a valley girl! May have been taken out of context.

I see how a lot of devs get it wrong now, women only want you to commit once, not hundreds of times a year.

#manWhores 🤷‍♂️

@C0D4 Everyday is a re-commitment.

@Demolishun I thought everyday was a "fuck, your still here"

@C0D4 Some days it is like that yes.

You know why girl devs make even better partners? They're not afraid of resetting your head with force. 😐😐

Ref1: `git reset HEAD --hard`
Ref2: `Off with his head! 👸`

Committing is one thing - but you have to push to actually make it matter...

@Fast-Nop "but but, that would require i should use my brain before i post, whats next do you also expect me to being able to open doors on my own?"

Don’t —force your commitment on me