"I'm a cook. I have a lot of experience... so, don't question me there - but I have this one question: I have some food. I need to make it hot. What library can I use to make hot? Please help. I'm on a deadline."

Have you tried jQuery/microwave? It works the best. You literally cannot develop/cook without it! Unless you do it wrong.

cook.js

Heat-sdk

Just use Root’s screwdriver. It has its own javascript framework now, root.js

@d-fanelli Root bot can do anything but be human

Multi inheritance. Compose a microwave.

Do the MI via reflection.

It will be fun to see the CPU burn.

hold it over ember.js until it starts to smoke.

Just convert your current code base to nodejs and add the microwave as a dependency.

#npm install microwave

https://npmjs.com/package/...

@C0D4 I hoped you created the microwave package as a novelty package for this rant. I was mistaken, that thing exists for four years already...

npm i combustion.js --save-dev

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@SortOfTested ❤️

When I hear a question like this, my thoughts are: How sweat. He thinks he's a cook. What a darling. BUT clearly... he doesn't know how heat works... and has a completely wild and distorted view of the entire idea of "food" and "preparation" - and will probably cut or burn himself... so, we're going to have to ground him - and give him a starting point --- way back at the beginning. If we don't - we'll just be hurting him. --- BUT - as these (although humorous) comments show, you're happy to just tell him about the tools! Which is kinda - the joke I'm laughing at. This person - should not be allowed to use a computer in the first place.