Give a maximum of three physical products that have made your coding workflow more efficient. I'm always looking for new ways to make my workspace more comfortable.

For me that would be Noise-cancelling headphones, a keyboard that I really LOVE to work on (I am pretty selective about those and usually bring my own to the company I work in) and a wife.

@DirtEffect where did you get the wife?

@alexbrooklyn lmao wife = ur lyf is over
if the wife isnt coding my stuff its a waste of time
especially when motherly instincts kick in (circa 30 yo)

@bad-frog Incel detected.

@DirtEffect
kek speak for yourself. alternatively p*ssy is the gratest achievement in your life. in both cases i had my fill, you can have them all.
btw, breaking news: animals procreate too. what makes you human is what you do beyond that.

@bad-frog Incel confirmed.

@DirtEffect
enjoy your midlife crisis

@DirtEffect do you also bring your own wife to the office or use someone else's wife there? Are you as selective about wives as you are about keyboards? Are the headphones there to shield from the wife?

@electrineer

Brought my own.

Yes.

Sometimes.