"Name 5 weaknesses of yours in the workplace and explain to me how you try to improve yourself based on these."

Just laughed at the question since I expected to name maybe 1 or 2 instead of 5. Only named a few from the top of my head, but this question is bullshit anyways.

Should just have noped out of there instead though since the company was poorly organized.

One of them is "I strongly believe in the existence of stupid questions!"

1. I have no filter. If someone is blowing smoke up my ass I will call them on it.
2. I don’t play politics. Everyone’s equal, just with different jobs.
3. I’m here for the money, I don’t give a fuck about the vision or mission or whatever.
4. I care about the craft of writing good software. If you want me to crank shit we’re going to have a problem.
5. I don’t care what you think about my attitude.

Lastly, I’m not going to do shit to fix it because there’s nothing wrong with my problems. Every developer should have them.

@xMadxHatterx if I would be the bs interviewer I would say: "So you stated 5 strengths not weaknesses. Try again!"

@xMadxHatterx that's mad, hats off to you sir.