bzq84

3y

Recruiter: we're looking for someone who knows .Net and "JAVA practices".

Me: <WTF is "java practices">
Me: <googling "java practices">
Me: dear recruiter, I know dotNet and good programming practices but there isn't thing like "java practices" in dotNet.

Recruiter: <no shit given>

Me: <why such incompetency is in charge of my potential future job?>

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Oktokolo

12341

3y

Java practices exist in any language featuring inheritance of some sort - and allowing for names like "abstractBasicFooManagerSkeleton".
It is all about the spirit of having class hierarchies that are deep enough to drown the biggest architecture fuckups imaginable...
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RememberMe

15106

3y

I would interpret that as ".net and Java" practices - applying to both.
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eo2875

4014

3y

Just Say Yes
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magicMirror

10683

3y

@Oktokolo You forgot a couple of Factories there....
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hjk101

5796

3y

@magicMirror one needs a builder before one can have a factory
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MM83

1243

3y

Recruiters generally know fuck all, the only thing more impressive than how little they know is how much they want to look like they do. Tell them you’ve got loads of experience of Java practices but mostly in a FORTRAN context, and watch them nod thoughtfully and pretend to write it down.
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demoralizeddev

313

3y

If you’re writing in a low level language like c/cpp it’s good java practice to block every single thread whenever you want to free memory. That way it feels more like Java

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