Client : How much for the project?
Me : $10,000
Client : I will give you $72.

@perix2 Yup!!

I'll take it! 😀

72 only??? No way... i will take 100 and give you full life technical support for the application

My version would be :

Boss - How much time do you need to build this feature?

Me - Two weeks.

Boss - Okay you have 20mins.

For $72 I'll let you suck m....

I got that this week. I said 150 dollars an hour and estimated 20 hours. "ok so is 650 enough instead?"

Classic..... :'(

@subha-py "Since you took more than the time limit, I am lowering your salary!"

Hahahaha that's funny

@web-artisan okay, my hourly rate, multipled by your project's cost in man hours, divided by the difference between reality and your perception of and we get: okay. Sounds about right. here is: an orgami napkin of a wire frame for your website.

Or....

Me: gives quote for 10k

Indian freelancer: gives quote for $100 to achieve the same thing.

Me: tell client that it isn't possible to do the job for $100

Client: says he's going with the $100 anyway

.....4 weeks later

Client contacts me: my freelancer bailed and never finished my job, can you finish it?

Me: No, that's what happens when you grossly underpay.

Meanwhile.....

Indian freelancer: completely underquotes another 8 jobs and gets them all to only bail on them in a couple weeks time.

that`s the classic lol

I don't know how we have to react about that.... Someone knows..?

How... is that funny? 😛

And I'm just sitting here working for free 😖

@doz87 😂😂😂😂.

You made my day with this statement.

This is my exact agony everytime with indians, they should really make a fucking law in India to prohibit the freelancer to quote at this low rates.😂

The real idea is that they are fucking themselves and us together, because they are lowering the whole rate of whole damn freelancing work.

@DonMcCoy yep couldn't agree more mate. Shits me up the wall.

Best i can do is a 'thank you'

How perfect...

I would still take that money. create an empty index.html and say that the project costs will definitely overrun 😂

Client: "But I can get an app just like the one I want on the app store for 99 cents. Why would I pay you for this?"

I feel bad about this (:

Say no mo' 🤝