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C0D4681463yThere's nothing like production development, until it shits it's self and you have nothing left.
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Heathen... You need to use tmux and spawn the fuck out of it until the PIDs run out and kernel goes poof.
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@IntrusionCM ok, you are at gunpoint, would you write a bash script that spawns more procs or a c code for the same thing?
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@melezorus34 to be precise, shell posix as it works on any Unix machine while C would require a compiler environment.
But you "*do* realize that I was joking?
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