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Nanos1113220dMust have just been on a management training course.
They try to teach you all kind of useless stuff there !
I was always having arguments..
We was always getting new training managers for some reason. :-)
jiraTicket118820d"Dev Log - Monday
9:00: focusing on A
9:10 talking with manager about B
9:20 struggling to regain focus on A"
ajinxs48818dI think this manager must be on recursive mode or something lol
dror65518dManager: Don't forget to complete this 4 hour sexual harresmet/company security course/employee survey
Oh also there are merges and some sonar issues ..
Hey wait... There is a customer demo at 19:00 I want you to join incase there are technical questions.
And we need you feature to be ready tomorrow morning testing included.
Dev : 😵
Ah, another company completely unaware of why Scrum exists.
boombodies28Manager: Why aren’t you working? Dev: I am, I’m just not typing because I’m thinking an issue out. Man...
boombodies12Manager: Why haven’t you shipped any code today? It’s almost lunch. Dev: Stuck on a bug Manager: I’ll ...
boombodies18Manager: Does anybody having any money saving ideas? Dev: By switching our supplier from X to Y we could save...