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Project manager:
"Ah, we have so many projects. We want to finish all at once. Can you work 1 hour on each project every day?"

Not doing that, gtfo.

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  • 3
    Wtf? Why would anyone suggest that, let alone a PM?? They must be very stupid, or very busy and didn't think what they were saying.
  • 3
    Do you remember the exam time at school / university… when you had to write for several topics each day one exam and felt in the evening like someone sucked your soul out of you?

    That's why multi project is a bad idea TM.
  • 3
    And Fail all of them? Sure!
    We can also fail in other ways as well!
  • 4
    @IntrusionCM try 20 😒

    I have about 20 minutes a day per project, and that's if I don't have any meetings, so remove 3 to 7 hours of meetings a day and that's a whopping 2 to 13 minutes per day per project.

    Yes that's 2 fucking minutes per project per day some days and they wonder why everything is delayed and behind schedule, and they have this a problem weird belief it's not a lack of Human Resources that's the issue here but still expect a full days work per project to be done. If you ever want to know what burnout is, come join me!
  • 1
    @C0D4 dafuq?
    Context switch overhead cost problems?
  • 2
    @magicMirror when you become the bus factor and they do t hire more devs. Everything falls into the 1 basket.

    It's mental breakdown waiting to happen for the wrong person.

    Context switching isn't that hard for me though, I'm actually pretty good at it, but I suppose with enough practise you get good at anything right?
  • 1
    @C0D4 that's plain stupid. *sigh*
  • 0
    @IntrusionCM I didn't say it was a good thing 🙃
  • 2
    @C0D4 I didn't mean you by the way.

    It just amazes me how some managers / upper hierarchy are unable to do the math of a 4th grader.
  • 2
    @IntrusionCM it's called "risk management" and apparently it's not a high risk 🤷‍♂️

    Someone's going to burn in hell if I get up one morning and throw my resignation at them.
  • 0
    Just came out of a week long phase where I could focus on one project and it amazing
  • 1
    Can you cook 20 meals at the same time. Sure, but you will get 20 lumps of charred coal.
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