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Company: We have a fast paced and exciting environment!

Translation: Management doesn’t plan at all and changes their mind constantly so everything is done in a rushed last minute fashion. The excitement stems from a constant need to look over your shoulder in anticipation of the knife in your back after you are blamed for some issue inevitably arising out of the panicked fashion in which the business constantly operates.

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  • 11
    Systems engineering ninja wanted!
  • 3
    This is so true!
  • 3
    No manager is responsible for anything. Ever.
  • 9
    @FuckiOS

    Unless it's a success.
  • 5
    When something good happened in my old office, there was a big champagne bottle and a huge plush usb enter button, so that the boss could be filmed while starting the new wonderful service and celebrating…

    At least they told me so…

    In the whole time I have been there, button and bottle got covered in dust
  • 9
    @bahua my personal favourite is rockstars wanted.

    Well, I am sure they would definitely mot hire someone who does drugs, breaks furniture, and is often late.
  • 0
    ➕➕➕➕
  • 0
    Isn’t that EXCITING!?
  • 0
    You’re upside down with work. Exciting!
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