Stop calling people by their old occupation titles. .
Please address them by using their new titles accordingly
and they will like it their job more.

OLD: *Garden Boy*
NEW: *Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist*

OLD: *Petrol attendant*
NEW: *Fuel transmission engineer*

OLD: *Receptionist*
NEW: *Front Desk Controller*

OLD: *Typist*
NEW: *Printed Document Handler*

OLD: *Messenger*
NEW: *Business Communication Conveyer*

OLD: *Window Cleaner*
NEW: *Transparent Wall Technician*

OLD: *Temporary Teacher*
NEW: *Associate Teacher*

OLD: *Tea Boy*
NEW: *Refreshment Director*

OLD: *Garbage Collector*
NEW: *Environmental Sanitation Technician*

OLD: *Guard*
NEW: *Security Enforcement Director*

OLD: *Prostitute*
NEW: *Practical Sexual Relations Officer*

OLD: *Thief*
NEW: *Wealth Relocation Officer*

OLD: *Driver*
NEW: *Automobile Propulsion Specialist*

OLD: *Maid*
NEW: *Domestics Managing Director*

OLD: *Cook*
NEW: *Food Chemist*

OLD: *Gossip*
NEW: *Oral Research and Evaluation Director*

Which one got you more?

  • 3
    I recall getting recruiter spam looking for a “desktop engineer”...
  • 1
    @TeachMeCode were they looking for the woody or zappy type?
  • 3
    Can someone put together an old title for someone who did an online python tutorial, knows some html and css, and thinks databases are just something you enter a password for? The new title is obviously, "Full Stack Developer."
  • 4
    Seems like trying too hard to sound politically correct.
  • 2
    A wealth relocation officer, eh? XD
  • 0
    Lol at Refreshment director.

    Associate teacher can be -> Associate education provider
  • 2
    Pizza Deliveryman => Horizontal Nutrition Logistics Specialist

    Grass Cutter => Open Field Compliance Officer
  • 1
    @JsonBoa Castiel might have a different title for the pizza man.
  • 0
    Pool Boy -> Wife Entertainment System
  • 2
    This is like titles in real life vs. titles on LinkedIn
  • 0
    OLD: Data Entry
    NEW: Data Scientist
  • 1
    OLD: watering neighbours plants
    NEW: Consulting Hydrodynamics technician
  • 1
    OLD: Web developer

    NEW: Software engineer
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