CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

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RIP Adobe Flash

1996-2020

My roommate is a hardcore apple fan boy. Me and my other roommate use windows so we actually installed windows on his Mac.

He later passed out.........

1 like = 1 prayer.

What can I say. I fell like a baby now

The fact I’ve used medium to solve a bug makes me feel lousy.

Snow is like nature having sex and they cum

I want to see if you guys can solve this. This was from a year ago

Are wordpress developers even considered web developers?

Dev’s then: “Let’s make a new software that will revolutionize the world!!!”.

Dev’s now: “How do I center a div in CSS?”.

What’s the point of bitbucket’s existence?.

Basically what I do as a front end dev

IM BECOMING ANN UNCLE

My mom said I can be whatever I want so I became a front end dev

I made a poll about which programming department you like
here is the link to the poll

https://strawpoll.com/kf59j3rr1

Is is just me or devRant is filled with mostly backend and full stack developers.

Where are the front end developer’s?.

There’s a guy named ‘assmaster’ and all he does is comment ‘nice’. Is he a dude that’s like god of newbies. It’s probabaly another bot made by a dev rant member

GOD OF NEWBIES HAS STRUCK BACK

Is it just me or people on devRant curse to much?.

**Front End Job Interview**

Recruiter:We want people that have 7 years in react
Me: Well I have 5 considering react came out in 2014
Recruiter:So why did you come here ?
Me:I’m broke, I need a job and I have skills
Recruiter:Ok then..
Recruiter:For your code question,we want you to make a responsive web page with these frameworks and the source code.
*gives link to source code*
Me:Ok I can finish this in 3-5 days
Recruiter:we expect that you have 2 days to finish this
Me: Ok challenge accepted
*Finished website in 2 days*
Recruiter:This is a well made website, I’m impressed
Me:Thank you, it took time but I did it
Recruiter:You know what that means
Me: What?
Recruiter:Welcome to the club, you start next week
Me:LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO, WOOOHOO, I’ll make you proud with my skills!!!!.

Moral:If you have a little humor and skills, you WILL get the job

I started the job a week later and it was AMAZING

*Based on a true story*

Nobody:

Not a single soul on earth:

Front End Devs when Ben Awad roasts Angular:

Anyone here use grepper?, that thing is a fucking lifesaver.

WHY DOES TYPESCRIPT AND TSC HAVE TO RUIN MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?

Any formula 1 fans here on devRant?

I got a new formula 1 model of one of my favorite racers (Sebastian Vettel)
It looks so great on my desk

I was playing this game on my iPad and look what I found

What I do as a front end dev