Dear customer, disregarding the bullshit your agency has dumped into Figma, I hereby deliver a clean, minimalist, and usable website without carousel sliders, chatbots, call-to-action teasers for newsletter signup, and muted auto-play videos consuming your end users' bandwidth.

One day you will understand and be grateful, too!

  • 9
    Yes, my designs hardly use any carousel or whatever. The first client question is, why is there no slider?

    Cuz nobody give a damn.
  • 2
    Yes. No one needs that fancy shit
  • 1
    Good in theory, expect not to be paid in practice 😅
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