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@magicMirror
screenshot OR description
Both cannot exist at the same time on the same ticket
It’s a core principle of quantum bullshit -
@rov3rand0m you have to include a blocked state in jira. requires feedback or something tagging the manager
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@piratefox Ticket -> 🗑️
It's great JIRA has drag and drop functionality. (what would the managers do without it?!!?)
"It's in progress. I am working on it."
Support in the nutshell.
Manager: (𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑡)
Title: Something something related to the dynamic display of a button on one of our screens in our UI
Description: Something something completely different related to how entities are filtered on a different screen
Dev: f*&$ing hell, do i have to give yet ANOTHER schooling in JIRA this week?!
I swear they're drunk every time they write tickets.
rant
incomprehensible
jira
waste of my time
tickets
🤡