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Sometimes the ticket had a giant screenshot
with no highlight of the supposed bug,
nor directions or description,
just one line: “Solve this” -
@magicMirror
screenshot OR description
Both cannot exist at the same time on the same ticket
It’s a core principle of quantum bullshit -
@rov3rand0m you have to include a blocked state in jira. requires feedback or something tagging the manager
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Had it worse…
Title: [something] (is bugged/does not look like in specs)
Description: empty
Manager: “the ticket is self describing, got a meeting now bye” -
@piratefox Ticket -> 🗑️
It's great JIRA has drag and drop functionality. (what would the managers do without it?!!?)
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