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Manager: (𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑡)

Title: Something something related to the dynamic display of a button on one of our screens in our UI

Description: Something something completely different related to how entities are filtered on a different screen

Dev: f*&$ing hell, do i have to give yet ANOTHER schooling in JIRA this week?!

I swear they're drunk every time they write tickets.

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  • 8
    Sometimes the ticket had a giant screenshot

    with no highlight of the supposed bug,

    nor directions or description,

    just one line: “Solve this”
  • 4
    You guys get screenshots, and descriptions?!

    where is that meme format?
  • 7
    @magicMirror
    screenshot OR description

    Both cannot exist at the same time on the same ticket

    It’s a core principle of quantum bullshit
  • 2
    @rov3rand0m you have to include a blocked state in jira. requires feedback or something tagging the manager
  • 1
    Had it worse…

    Title: [something] (is bugged/does not look like in specs)

    Description: empty

    Manager: “the ticket is self describing, got a meeting now bye”
  • 0
    @piratefox Ticket -> 🗑️

    It's great JIRA has drag and drop functionality. (what would the managers do without it?!!?)
  • 1
    @fullstackchris if only I could back then…
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