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asgs112752yYou can serve them hot shit everyday
Maybe they will either smell it or eat it but don't dare to twist your arms as they please -
Take this cup of shut the fuck up coffee, take a zen poop, talk to me tomorrow if you still thinks it's briliiant
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@fullstackclown experience. Now go change the toilet paper rolls, gotta get a break from this madness.
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hjk10156962yTime to introduce some triangles to management
https://accendoreliability.com/intr...
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