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  • 8
    Maybe it is a smart flashlight that alters its brightness for what time it is for where you are. 😜😂
  • 13
    Data mining, duh.
    Like everything does now 🙁😧
  • 4
    @Ashkin i hate the direction tech is going, literally being used for evil right now
  • 14
    Their servers need to know where to point the super bright satellite
  • 9
    Perhaps to suggest you the nearest place to buy a real torch
  • 6
    Flashlights require regional licensing. Most flashlights can only be used within the continental US due to the contracts bound to the Flashlight Manufactures Union.
  • 3
    Lol, to serve you ads of course!! :)
  • 2
    Why can't they get it from NSA?
  • 2
    @ldrago Ha! As real as the Alien Autopsy hoax.
  • 4
    When you realize there are people in 2017 that download flashlight apps...
  • 2
    @Kunterbunth Yeah, just use your implants man.
  • 1
    When a flashlight app has 50 permissions request...
  • 2
    But how would it know where to flash the light without your location?
  • 1
    Stallman's hell
  • 2
    It's just to know where to send the sun
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