Just got BUGS list from our Client and fuck- 95% of bugs are not even bugs :|

- No, changing the (not pre-decided) verbiage is not a bug
- Adding two more pages in the app is not a bug (what the fuck :|)
- No, APK file not running in iPhone is not a bug (goddamn :|)
- No, adding these "fuckin new" functionalities is not a bug (seriously ? :/)


Mr "used to be a good coder" PM,

Getting "504 Timeout Gateway" error because Server is temporarily down is NOT a fuckin frontend bug

And No, writing Javascript with a proper design architecture is not a "complicated" way of coding
and fuckin No, Global variables and functions without any architecture don't make the programming "kind of better"

ps: And VB dot net is not a fuckin scripting language, VBScript is.

Thank you,
"buggy average coder"

  • 13
    Glad you got that off your chest!
  • 21
    Probably the most well-deserved rant I've seen. Project Managers are fucking cancer. They literally know fuck all and just type on an excel sheet about features and reiterate the sprint plan
  • 8
    Some times one whiches one could resolve "bugs" with a lead pipe...
  • 5
    Haha no3!! Ahh just rename it to .ipa :)
  • 3
    And that's when 'technical' people come to not so technical developers
  • 3
    Make a script to auto reply to bugs containing status code in Them 👌
  • 2
    A true rant.
  • 4
    @dfox Give the man a squishy ball! 😉
  • 1

    That would surely help 😁
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