He he he

We should have a duplicate-rant function. When a certain amount hits the button the second rant with the same meme will be disabled and user blamed

++ if you just like me writes the best code in just underwear

"Did you get my mail?" Can only be a valid question ONE TIME and that is after sending the frist mail ever to the reciver. How the fukk shall I know what mail "mail" refeers to? Stupid.

Just put a little cookie in someone elses coffie, it will sink but in the end the drinker will notice...

Whats the point of reposting someone elses meme or a screenshot from iamdeveloper? Produce you own stuff ffs.

Fuck, always thought "are you ok?" ment: "are you on keys?" Of course im on keys...

Thinking about stop using . And use ; instead when writing normal text; Looks better;

Rightclick -> viewsource

1. If you dont know, say: Let me check that and get back to you.
2. ALWAYS use legit test-data and test-images.
3. Never argue ten minutes about something you can fix in ten minutes.
4. Fuck blame or glory. Just refactor and commit and feel proud about youself.

Sometimes when people ask what I do for I living I say: talks to machines.
Thats what we do, we know the langauage to tell the machines what to do, how cool isnt that??

Took me two hours to realize this. I guess I will spend a lifetime to accept it.

I hate RGB. I write #C0FF1E but dont get a creamy espresso brown. Getting a puke green instead. Fukk.

Had a list of integers: 0,2,1,0,1,2,2,0. Needed to add a variable number of integers and stay as close as possible the current average.
Used their percentage to solve this. Didnt work. After a few hours I realised it is just to pick a random in the list as many times that I need to add integers.

Say I have 32 integers and need 36, just pick 4 by random, problem solved. Fuck I will never get those hours back... :(

A friend told me he added a user to the linux-box and by misstake set the homedir to /
Ahh damn well I just delete the user but forgot to skip the -r flag. Happy times.

(-r means remove homedir)

It would be quite fun to DDOS devRant's swag department. Lets all press ++ on ALL posts??? :)

All those rating about missing ; really, what IDE dont give you a hint about it? Havnt had a ; issue since the floppydrive.

Heard about that developer thats was involved in a car accident and went to hospital for brain surgey?

Doc said he need to remove half of the brain but he will survive. His developer friends was happy with the news that he will survive but sad loosing a great developer.

The surgey went as expected and now he is one of the best Project managers in the business.

When someone is watching over my shoulder my codeability sinks with 30%. When coding in just underware my codeability raises with 10%.

Last time someone watched over my shoulder I felt the -30 and tried to raise to -20 by entering underware-mode. Didnt work, somehow they couldnt combine. Turned out to a really awkward situation and codeability instead dropped even more!! Around -70% felt like a project manager!!!

DevRant should have a nightmode with even darker colours.

Sending this as timereport for last week.

Bye bye friend...

When your weekend starts with: ahh just gonna chill and test my apps background-fetch mode and realizing it dont work with async requests and silent push-notifications, spending the weekend adding syncronious requests for silent push. Why does apple hate developers??

I sometimes tries to swipe to scroll a newspaper.