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Fuck him. Go home, say you are ill. Go to the doctors, say you are suffering with stress, get a sick note. Dont go back and look for a new job. He'll then be forced to pay you sick pay while you sort out your portfolio cv and shit. Apply for other jobs. When your sick note runs out, go back in and he'll sack you. Then start your new job and sue the cunt for unfair dismissal. Record all conversations, make a note of all times and conversations as evidence. Good luck!
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Yep, I would go with @helloworld suggestion
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@helloworld You sound like you have thought this through extensively. Putting this in my pocket.
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@Wallpaper Probably right there, the thought makes me want to pack my shit and go right now.
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Document all email communications. Don't record voice without a lawyer's consent. Waste company time and slack off. Get fired, get paid pension, and subscribe his company emails on spam mail links.
Yes, there are links where u can provide emails which subscribes them to spam mail lists. We r talking about 200-500 mails per day -
The environment in which you have just described would give me nightmares....dear Lord
I would annoy the shit out of him by being as kind as possible, and pointing out his stupidity along the way. You already know you're in a shitty situation...line up a new job and make him look bad in the meantime....maybe you can get him fired.
No joke - I had a shitty manager before. She was a nightmare...flirted with all the guys and was a b*tch to all the girls. I was so nice to her while i pointed out her flawed opinions time after time that it made her skin boil...the one day I guess my kindness + making her look stupid in front of others pushed her too far and she threw a glass vase against the wall and shattered it. My work was complete. I got a new job and left. 2 days later, she got fired. I ended up going back after 6 months and it was perfect from then on. -
@helloworld this is brilliant. You really thought thoroughly
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@Metalor No, actually, no connection and I'm planning to change my user name to avoid confusion! I'm a Brit, used to run a graphics related site of that name, now defunct. I didn't know about the accounting software when I chose the name and have regretted it since
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So an update on the above, albeit not a very good one for that matter.
I stayed up until 4AM fixing the issue with the mail server - then went into work right after. I don't know why I did this, because the IT people didn't even thank me for fixing their issue. It was as if I was liable for the incident. Walked into work and not even a thank you was said by anyone. I am fine with that, I was a sys admin, I learnt that people only really talk to you when something is wrong and they need to work (it is your job to make sure that the users can work - people will only ever bother you if there is something wrong).
Cunty-mc-cuntface looked at me, scoffed and then walked off.
Came into my office when I was busy coding, told me that I am breaking an entering for coming to work early (I have my own alarm code, given to me by the company), said I am busy fucking around and that my code is gibberish, told me that I am getting paid to look clever typing on my old keyboard(()) -
It's fucking mechanical, so of course it is going to make a clacking sound.
Then proceeded to tell me that he will keep me around because he needs someone to develop the "shitty" apps that the company uses, and he needs a person to "make him look good". He then told me that he is disappointed that it took me so long to fix the mail issue (not my fucking problem, I did you fuckers a favour), and then proceeded to tell me that if I ever decided to get another job, he would tell the other employer that I sexually harass co-workers, I don't do my job, and I steal from the company. (Needless to say, false.)
Oddly enough, I was in a teamviewer session (recording, because I always do), and it picked up what he said. Every word of it. I don't know what to do with it though, because I don't know if it falls under illegal consent to record. Advice on this would help me out here, to take this fucker down.
Kept on the downlow otherwise, my revenge will be calculated. not immediate and riddled. -
@ragnarr023 I don't know legal stuffs too well, so I can't help you there
but sure you could just record these conversations, I mean it can't be legal saying shit like that, you need onto prove what he did wrong, after that you fuck up their it stuffs and report Cunty-mc-cuntface
Btw, thank you for using Cunty-mc-cuntface, that gave me quite the giggles, I think I laughed way harder than I should've :D
Anyway, I hope all goes well for you and cuntface gets what he deserves -
@ragnarr023 also not sure about the legal of the recording, but for real, walk that shit to HR. What he said to you was full on verbal abuse - you would be saving yourself and your coworkers (even though by what you've said - your coworkers suck) ....get his ass FIRED.
YOU have the upper hand now. Enjoy. -
@ragnarr023 so did you bust his ass?
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So,@ragnarr023 after a year... how are things?
Me after 5 minutes working with CSS
My code *may* have anger management issues.
Excuse the profuse amount of profanity below.
Fuck this fucking fucked up motherfucker of a fucking director. Money does not make you a fucking decent person, and you come in here and tell me that you pay my fucking measly salary so I must be fucking grateful.
Starts off with a boardroom meeting this morning. Wireless connection on my laptop takes two minutes to connect, I get told that I am wasting company time and that the salary of everyone in the meeting is quite a lot ("with me being the highest"- cuntface director) so stop wasting time. Fuck you man, it's a fucking wireless connection. I am building your motherfucking company applications and doing web design and for what, so I can earn fuckall and be told that I am fucking wasting time. I am presenting your fucking site you wanted, so give me a fucking minute extra to start up the fucking wireless connection.
The fucking mails are taking long to send, great, let's come down and fucking scream at the dev who regrettably said he would try and assist IT (by calling the provider). I literally just got told that I am the following. 1) Fucking stupid 2) He is going to close the dept down because I apparently fuck up (yet again cuntface, your fucking mailserver is NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM) 3) He is going to contact an external company to come and check my work. 4) I am fucking useless. 5) I telling him lies (yeah fuckface, I worked as a sys admin, I know what a motherfucking DNS server is and what it does. you don't - so don't fucking tell me that I am lying when I tell you there is a DNS fucking issue, because you don't know what the fuck you are talking about - to top that off motherfucker, I FUCKING BUILT YOUR FUCKING SERVER AND YOUR FUCKING NETWORK. I FUCKING KNOW HOW IT WORKS AND WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT).
On top of that, I got pushed out of the way of my own PC, my code got some fucked up gibberish in it (because he was trying to minimise my editor and he typed some in it, and now I have to fucking roll-back. He told me I am wasting company time and he will take my shit away from me if I download something again. It is an open network. I downloaded JAVA and fucking updated Sublime. Jesus man. What the fucking fuck.
"why is your gmail open?!?!" because I was testing your emails from an external network. "DON'T FEED ME BULLSHIT" (even though the top mail states "test"). It's the whole fucking "my money determines my dick size" mentality.
That being said, I got told that I need to work overtime, without pay, to resolve IT's issue, even if I have to on the weekend.
That being said,my new Dell that I had just bought (my own) got thrown on the floor and he fucked out of my office. Stupid motherfucker. I fucking earn nothing but cannot leave. I will find another job, and when I do - you can go and fuck yourself and your fucking degrading opinions. I am not fucking stupid, so fuck you.Fuck your company and fuck you. Cunt.
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