Here is my new tool that converts your shitty Python code into shitty Java code like a senior software engineer.

Try: https://bit.ly/python-to-java

If this can reliably convert fully unhinted Python code to statically typed Java code using native and standard library types, that would actually be quite some achievement.

@Oktokolo shhh he pitched this tool so well and so accurately don't spoil it for him !

Also really made my day lol

@Oktokolo Even pypy has issues with this.

@Oktokolo will be improving... should I make an API as well?

@AvatarOfKaine ha ha... thanks, buddy!... I'm getting some senior software engineering vibe from you!

Hehe cool. But please, stop the shorteners! Give me the real link or I won't klick it

@ScriptCoded ok... no more short links. Here you go: https://gadgetsgadder.com/p/...

@souvikpaul
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@souvikpaul ❤️

Sorry pal. Perhaps another day :)

@ScriptCoded Wow this "converter" is waaay worse than the lowest effort i ever saw in the wild. It doesn't even output shitty Java code - but whatever you input with some keywords replaced.

I am sortof impressed about how low @souvikpaul managed to set the bar. Even the best code limbo performers would have serious trouble to go lower.

x = [1, 2, 3]
print([y*2 for y in x])

=>

x = [1, 2, 3]
System.out.println([y*2 for y == x])

Not working all that well it seems.

Oh wow, impressive /s

Lmao

Obligatory

I'm impressed at how bad this is...

@JoaoOliveira85 me too... It was just a senior software engineer prank. Actually, this piece of shit can only convert print statements... yeah without semicolon :)

@souvikpaul that makes me feel better... Should've saved it for April's fools

@tedge True love respects neither borders nor conventions 💕