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One time I had this conversation with my then PM:

PM: …so in total we need like 3 extra pages; the leaders profile, event showcase and lastly a contact page.

Me: Sure, already on it.

PM: Make it simple and quick, I told the client the updates would be live in an hour.

Me: Okay.

*{5 microseconds later}*

PM: Also the page headers need to be different from the other pages.

Me: Yes, you told me that earlier.

PM: Okay, just needed to re-emphasis.

*{sad disturbing minutes later}*

PM: I don’t know if deploying on azure would be better than having the website on AWS. The pages seems slow.

Me: Yep.

PM: Or maybe we separate the asset files from the main site using a CDN.

Me: You right.

PM: The other projects on AWS seems to perform better in terms of SEO. Don’t you think?

Me: I think.

*{this dude literally just lent me a jacket and won’t allow me put it on}*

PM: So after we are done with this update we need to inform the client about the benefits of switching servers to AWS. I believe they will agree or won’t they because the event is close by?

Me: {{pointed both hands at my PC hoping they’ll get the message}}

PM: Oh you done?

Me:

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  • 16
    “You see this? I’m slowly putting my headphones on… in three seconds I won’t be able to hear you …yeah now I can’t hear you at all… ok have a nice day!”
  • 4
    More like, I'm done with you
  • 4
    I have never done anything in 1 hour, except drink coffee and contemplate on the best way of doing something. I would say I’ll let you know the best way and how I intend to do it in 1 hour with an estimate of how long it will take. Then I’ll do it after that. Now Fuck Off!
  • 2
    “Just click the thing and make it do the thing. How hard can it be?”
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